Lexi Romanowsky

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[Lexi Romanowsky @lexiromanowsky]

This is inhumane and the Lorax should sue for libel

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Kudos to aggressive Uber drivers💌

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Earwax is the evolutionary tailbone of body secretions

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Betty Crocker made the first American flag

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Gorilla hand to the heart

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“Sometimes things can get over the ick hump”

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You know it’s bad when you can’t afford Ikea.

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He just told me he turned into Flat Stanley

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I can’t believe I am saying right now but I think that this summer may be Brat summer 2.0

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
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Team Clavicular or Team Mr. Beast?

[Oregon Duck Baseball @OregonBaseball]

B6 | 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡

@jonahbarkoff making just his 2nd career appearance fans UW's 1, 2 and 3 hitters with runners on first and second. #GoDucks

Oregon 5
Washington 4

[Lexi Romanowsky @lexiromanowsky]

The richest thing I got out of my 2nd grade education was the principle of “Three Before Me.” I live by it, and to those who don’t- respectfully, Google it or check the god damn assignment doc.

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ayo, chipotle

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Stop with the Playfair Display please

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When I finally buy a house my house warming party will be a fort fiesta

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Ow

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Thinking about speederia

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Thesis presentation day and girl in the back is practicing under breath as the student before her present