Alexis

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: Let's not.

Me: What?

10: Anything.

I'm in.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

The women of #TheOffice are extraordinary, on and off the screen. Happy #InternationalWomensDay, Dunder Mifflin!

[Alexis @lexis_HOCl]

I don’t know who is trying to get into my Twitter account. But will you PLEASE STOP.

[Dani Balenson @dlbee_]

Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn’t seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

[Trojan Brand Condoms @TrojanCondoms]

@PopTartsUS who said HR has to know, why mix business with pleasure?

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

HR is not going to like this tweet

[MSP First District @MSPFirstDist]

Happy #NationalLawEnforcementAppreciationDay! If you happen to see a Trooper today, don’t forget to say thanks for their service. For all law enforcement personnel across the country, thanks for all you do!

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Did it work? Asking for a friend.

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Man, look, I’m 6’2! This pic did me dirty! Makes me look 5’6! 😂😂 Shoutout to Big Al Villanueva, absolute monster on the OL! Fun Fact: Al actually was the person who first taught me how to drive a car when I was a rookie and I could only bike to practice 😅

[Michigan State Police @MichStatePolice]

Most of Michigan will see quite a bit of rain (and possibly snow in some areas🙈) over the next two days. Remember these driving tips:
-Allow yourself more time to reach your destination.
-Keep more distance between you & the car in front of you.
-Drive SLOWER in the rain & snow.

[Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms]

#Virgos will answer a dumb question with an even dumber answer.

[Miles Luna (follow me on the sky app) @TheMilesLuna]

This picture makes me viscerally upset and now you have to see it too.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

I introduced my budget 202 days ago and have been at the table, ready to roll up my sleeves & get to work for Michiganders.
The Republicans used that time to go on summer vacation & weekend getaways.
We only have one week left until the end of the fiscal year.
I’m still waiting.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

I only cry about what I couldn't..
Aries: do
Taurus: bear
Gemini: figure out
Cancer: hold in
Leo: live up to
Virgo: control
Libra: have
Scorpio: see
Sagittarius: win at
Capricorn: overcome
Aquarius: be understood at
Pisces: feel

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

hey, baby, are you a Virgo? I see you're desperately trying to control every outcome of every aspect of every risk of every surrounding instead of searching for the root of your emotional anxiety and fear of rejection.

[Alexis @lexis_HOCl]

@kayy_byee I actually hate this video because her form is so bad 😅