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Brice just told me that his dad tried to trick him into thinking Jamie Lee Curtis and Bon Jovi were the same person 😂

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So guess what I didn’t actually kill my strawberry plant from last year and it keeps sprouting little berries!! And guess who gets to enjoy them?? THE SQUIRRELS!!! I have never harbored so much resentment.

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My husband remembers my birthday because it’s the same code as an arrest warrant check 😂

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Does anyone else’s husband pause whatever they are watching every five minutes to go on a deep dive on IMDB to find someone he thinks he recognizes? Or is that just mine? 😂

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@Bamskibro Have you ever had the cheesy stuffed crust though?

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Orzo is the best pasta and I will fight anyone that disagrees.

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@Bamskibro ILYSM

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Today is #VeterinaryAppreciationDay and we want to recognize those dedicated to keeping our pets happy and healthy. Please thank your veterinary care providers the next time you see them ❤️

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Today is the day I discovered that Frosted Flakes makes a cereal with Lucky Charms marshmallows mixed in. 1000000000/10.

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@jakeklinesofine I hadn’t heard that!! That’s so exciting!

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My neighbors are having work done to their house and it is impeding my ability to walk my dog outside in my pajamas. Hope you can hold it Tater!

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Does anyone own any Bangs shoes? I want to get a pair but I wanted to see if they were worth it/how they fit?

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Sometimes you just need to eat ice cream for dinner and go to bed early

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gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead

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Why is mac and cheese SO BAD leftover 😭

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@jakeklinesofine SAME I had a breakdown last time I bought mine because a three month supply without insurance for me is $2300. I still pay $250 which is significantly less but that’s way more than I should have to pay.

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@evanpeterjones I KNEW IT it’s been at least 5 years since I’ve been there 🥲

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@evanpeterjones Is that ENews?

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We just finally bought a roomba today and my excitement level is that of an 8 year old on Christmas morning