#criticalrolespoilers
my GOD the way Brennan described that angel was so good so raw so violent I CANT GET THE VISUAL OUT OF MY HEAD!! i want it on a poster on my wall so bad
“don’t ask your friends to help you move” “don’t ask your friends to pick you up from the airport” “don’t send long texts to friends without asking first” idk man if your friendships hinge entirely on them not inconveniencing you, you gotta do some introspection bud
"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
“i’m gay” “i’m straight” ok and??? if i throw this egg & it spawns a chicken, youre a bitch? OKAY LISTEN if i throw this egg & youre a chicken wait if i spawn- oh my god LISTEN. if i throw this chicken- FUCK ME. if i throw this egg youre an egg YOURE A CHICKEN, FUCK YOURE A BITCH