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Be a good person. She/Her

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Mood

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When you’re going to a bald party (as stone cold naturally) and you don’t even have to wonder what you’d like look bald with a goatee bc you’re just your dad :/

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Pulling up perfectly into the delta car wash without having to be directed with hand movements >
😩💦

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Psi 20 imma still get my starbies on the way to the tire shop tho

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My brother was in a golf tournament with my boyfriend and his dad yesterday and today his dad was talking about how my brother is always smiling and I said that’s because he’s always stoned my dude

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@DananirArafat So many

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How many espresso shots have a consumed in total today? The answer is 8.

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@ThatOneLightKid @HannaHart94 @jalvira118 Canned tuna til I die 😤

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A disturbing thing I have learned as a nurse is that a SIGNIFICANT amount of people have some dirty ass belly buttons like come on

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@ThatOneLightKid @billburr That’s what I was listening to! So good also his little laugh kills me

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Listening to @billburr stand up on my commute is a must

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@mandaa_lynne09 That’s what I did he’s basically upside down but worked like a charm lmao

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Today I went to the back of the bed and just boosted a patient by myself because we were so busy I didn’t want to wait for help # (bad for my back yes I know) and the man goes “she must’ve grown up on a farm” sir 🥲😭😭😭😭😭

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he’s a 10 but he’s talked to other girls before you

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Rule #1 there is ALWAYS enough time to stop for coffee before work. Chill I’ll get there

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Finally watching the Stranger Things finale and I feel like I’m going to throw up

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I whole heartedly believe if someone broke into our house and was trying to hurt me, my cat Spaghetti would fuck them up

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@annalieseaigner Ouuuuuuu so down to try. I’m a raspberry and blackberry girl

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I love toast with jelly like love

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Momma wants a Bronco 👀