Lexi George

You see the hood's been good to me
ever since I was a lower-case G

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

https://t.co/741zOxIxPt

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Spoiler alert: Behind the scenes of #TheNewOne on Broadway. Thanks to everyone who has supported this labor of love project. So many people put in so many hours to make all the details of the show work. Eternally grateful.

In closing: "This is the thing that does the thing."

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

#POGO https://t.co/bjzUYKV37X

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

I'm looking for a prom date. Are you available? @LoganMize

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Doniphan always smells like diarrhea.

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Drinks in Vegas are either $17.95 or free.

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Also, tacos and french fries do go together. Right, Ell? @ENabower

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

When I say "Shmeegs" and someone in my life says "huh?" I secretly wonder if they deserve to be kept around. #amigos

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

I made the Kim Possible tone my text message tone and I'm not sure if it's awesome or annoying.

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Thanks for the creamy ranch McDonald's

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

So Pandora, what gives you that idea? Because I hate any song that's not The Killers on this station I have ADHD?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you high af at the grocery store https://t.co/2JSqDzxj7I

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

@els40 here is a little something to cheer you up. https://t.co/E5CXK43HMI

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

I hate cursive and I a hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! NEVER!!!!

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Slight chance of showers

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Checkin' your reflection and telling your best friend "Like girl, I think my butt gettin' big!" 🍑💁

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lmao I'm dying http://t.co/YicHmG08mj

[Lexi George @LexiStache]

Look how prehistoric these citrus cool Gatorade's look. Haha losers