Alexis Kaye Sterner

A jedi and a witch, obviously

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

@HeraldTribune What a bunch of haters 😒 can y'all please GTFO, we're trying to make progress here 🙄

[faye 🦎 (ia) @cxwboylikeme]

lesbians want two (2) things:

1. a sword
2. for tessa violet to have a sword

[manderlyns @manderlyns]

Goodnight to everyone except Porter Stansberry #JusticeForRey #UnsolvedMysteries

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Happy quarantine. "Find yourself someone who looks at you like Taika looks at Taika". @esquire

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Greg Baroth @gbaroth]

So we’ve all agreed that jeans are no longer a thing yeah?

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

i’m not like other girls I sold my soul to a demon in order to avenge my family's death and successfully lead their influential toy manufacturing company.

[Dessa @dessadarling]

"They were like leg-sleeves. Before the illness, we all wore them, if you can believe that."

RIP pants.

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

@KristenAshley68 I've been getting calls like this for "Skylar" for YEARS! Is that a thing people do??

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Salt is, like, the only rock we eat.

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

@Target why do you still put stickers on book covers? It's 2019, there has got to be a better way 😔

[ESPN @espn]

(🔈⬆️) This mic'd up 4-year old playing hockey is everything 😊 (via @howtohockey)

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

@NicholasBrendon @WizardWorld @alydenisof @sterner_ryan omggg

[Epic Reads @EpicReads]

The Raven Boys (2012)

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

Will there be an audio book for #AgainButBetter @xtineMAY ??

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

Pickles, refusing to give the ball back 🐾🎾 #teenagepuppy #stubbornAF https://t.co/LYJYcvazaw

[Alexis Kaye Sterner @lexithejedi]

#PrintYourPet wants me to review their site even though it’s been nearly 4 months since I bought a blanket that they still haven’t shipped. They lied about it being here before Christmas. They’re terrible at responding to customer emails. 0/10 do not recommend 🤷🏻‍♀️

[the vampire lenee 💋🥀 is editing @hleneeh]

I'd really like dramatic cloaks to come back in fashion. Like? Try and tell me you wouldn't wanna walk down the street with your mysterious hood pulled low while your cape billows out behind you in the most extra way as you go to the supermarket.