lex?

I own a bar

[lex? @lexitreh]

he’s just from ontario

[faye IS EXAMS FREE @rylandqrace]

how THE FUCK was he 22 in this film

[lex? @lexitreh]

men’s butts are so funny like why you got all that

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[lex? @lexitreh]

call me old fashioned but i need my man to leave for work before i do and come home after i do

[lex? @lexitreh]

I could never date a non trades man, like wym you can’t just build me a new bed frame? I gotta buy one from ikea???

[lex? @lexitreh]

I may be broke but at least I’m not in debt, there’s a difference

[lex? @lexitreh]

“I’m an adult I can handle it” obviously not babes

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Woman says she felt extremely uneasy after a bearded individual dressed in women’s clothes and cat ears entered the women’s bathroom with her at Barnes & Noble.

On top of it, after she confronted the person outside, another woman rushed to defend the weirdo.

[lex? @lexitreh]

just saw a skunk walking on the sidewalk, hope he gets home ok

[Vitus @holl4fs]

i don't want a man with wandering eyes. especially when you have me, now you just being greedy. and that's a sin, get out of my face.

[lex? @lexitreh]

I need an R rated version of coraline w real body horror, loneliness, and a lil existential crisis

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

according to kirk, empathy is a made-up new age term, so keep the jokes coming. it's what he would've wanted 🥹

[lex? @lexitreh]

just drank a cut water on an empty stomach, love you all

[lex? @lexitreh]

@fudanshay Totally spies

[reid @reidahad]

people need to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to deal with the consequences

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy

[lex? @lexitreh]

sorry i hit my vape while being turned into a pretzel there was a lot going on

[JO @withlovejohana]

@PopCrave TRISHA YOU TOOK THE WRONG 70 YEAR OLD MAN

[lex? @lexitreh]

don’t we got stds from men fucking animals

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

we live in a world where thousands of women lost their minds because of rumpelstiltskin from once upon a time, let’s be serious

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

“They trauma dumped on me”

…you mean your friend talked about something difficult in their life?