lex

11/16/17💞

[lex @lexivkm]

my colorado trip; a thread

[i have five cats @tucci_stan]

which comes out to 3.7% of their wealth, but this is a much better way to frame it thanks

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Jobs really be drug testing for weed while the execs be having coke parties.

[ﾟ･ﾟdej ☆*｡. @sweetestvirg0]

u had to be there

[don (still a jayden fielding hate account) @DaBluMamba]

niggas said now that weed legal cops gone say they smell guns in the car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mike Stanley @Stanimal032]

The stretch of I-70 from Salina, KS to Denver, CO.

[V @VINETTRIA]

an expired friendship is not beef

[☥ Kai Kenzo ☥ @kaikenzoe]

If you grew up without cable you know all these shows😂

[Margot 🦊 @margot_foxx]

me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality!

me at the interview:

[sarah @heavenbrat]

pls date ppl that are patient with u, that are kind to u and gentle with u on ur good and bad days, that uplift u and make u feel seen and heard

[HOMO-Sapien 💅🏽 @cultofindica]

see how kids understand sexuality without it being about sex? write that down

[BOOMSHAKALAKAAA @Donutkun2]

This is attempted murder. We can’t have openly gay children, athletes, rappers, politicians or even reference gay couples in kids shows...but y’all swear homophobia ended after gay marriage was legalized.

[Mike @ProgPro]

That’s a very long way to say he’s a pedophile

[meg @_windrisings]

Ok all jokes asides jojo siwa coming out is super fucking brave considering she’s primarily in children’s entertainment and this has potential to piss off a lot of parents, networks she works with, etc but is also so fucking cool for that reason?! What a badass

[Sap @TheRealSap]

bro would’ve loved this 😂😂

[bella nochè, esq. @dimebag_____]

my baby outdressing these hoes as usual, just wait til we ge—