dr. green thumb’s gf 💚

(she/her) bad bitch with a stutter insta: lexixsal ipad adult

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

who’s son is gonna show me john wick for the first time

[schizophrenic cartman @gochillyourself]

if your boyfriend doesn't have a dui that's your girlfriend 😭😭😭

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

let it happen gotta be one of the best songs ever made

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

pulled into the chick fil a drive thru and then backed right the fuck out ☝️

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

why is this jazz restaurant playing pit bull

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

it’s always humbling when your local liquor says “oh i remember you” 😦

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

whenever a man wrongs me on the road, i motion my hands a small distance from each other to signify that their pps are small and that has gotten them more enraged than any middle finger ever has 😭

[Alex @harshnoisepapi]

siéntate mi reina

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

sometimes the homies catch me talking to myself </3

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

the way the love island uk producers didn’t have to work for their hashtags this year bc every single one is whitney’s catchphrase

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

damn i didn’t know 9:40am was couples time at the gym 😭

[♰ 🇵🇸 @gL0rybridg3]

How it feels to text more than one person at a time

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

my new hyperfixation is irish ppl

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

getting the bi inkling to watch the first pirates of the caribbean

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Pre-gaming Barbie too hard and throwing up all over a family of four

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

will nvr forgive myself and mari for letting laziness and anxiety get the best of us and not see nudy at the observatory

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

ik he was trying his best but pls

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

why tf would any police force post that dog “performing cpr”

[dr. green thumb’s gf 💚 @lexixsal]

the universe sentenced fka twigs to an eternity of liking white men i fear