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[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@WW3finalboss Ukraine needs nuclear weapons

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@ahmednasirlaw These are very serious and seemingly accurate empirical claims that shall require nothing short of a well considered substantive response from the CJ . This thought provoking tweet should form the basis for a National Convention on Judicial Accountability and productivity

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

China is a respectable global power; how does it benefit from alliance with irrational, deranged theological lunatics?

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Iranian Speaker of Parliament, Qalibaf:

"Khamenei's blood will be avenged by liberating Jerusalem. Iran will never allow IAEA access to bombed nuclear sites. The MoU proves America was defeated. We must build a true strategic partnership with China."

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@joshuamalidzo The Judge may have not heard of New York Times v Sullivan in his life ,be kind on him 😂

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@NelsonHavi @wuodosur He is forgetting that even Judges like himself have a duty to defend the same constitution. Spare us the lecture Mr Kiage

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@NelsonHavi I have no time to cajole the violators and saboteurs of the constitution 2010. He has joined the list of saboteurs. For this reason he's obviously a fool

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Thank you @gitweeta for sharing this. The paper you cite adds an interesting perspective to the growing debate on accountability and access to justice. I would be very interested in engaging with you further on this issue.

I am currently putting together a case in Kenya concerning the conduct, influence, and accountability of the IMF and World Bank. Your research and analysis could provide valuable insights. Please get in touch with me directly.

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@lawrencekitema @wuodosur kwani gari ni ya plastic 🤣

[The Judiciary Kenya @Kenyajudiciary]

Find link for Court of Appeal decisions delivered on June 26, 2026. https://t.co/WnWRgKbsOR

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@wachirasm72 Is there a profession called politics, that we should leave to politicians?

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

@Ndonglaw043 @wuodosur If he could only slow down to give JO time to capture the good submissions he's making. Orengo is a master at this.

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

You can't fix bad manners by Constitutional amendment. Even 6 months are enough for a committed person to deliver, leave alone 5 years

[Tim Kipchumba @TimKipchumba]

We need One single 10 year Presidency term for stability.

5 year term stronger parliament and senate - able to recall President.

An executive that has to keep returning to elections each 5 years - doesn’t execute much.

Almost anything that can get down, takes not less 5 years!

Even projects - JKIA, Expressway, SGR have been 10+ years in their planning cycles.

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

Something is wrong with this man. It seems all his being is defined by professional credentials. I sympathise with his patients; their doctor is also sick !

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

@DrNjagiV I have an understanding you were a CO before you pursued Medicine, how different was your training as a CO and your training as a medical officer?

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

Some of the most useless Kenyans I know are PhD holders . Kwani what is wrong with that degree? Without a payslip, most will literally die !

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

There are two ways he could have chosen to utilize his massive legal talents: represent bluechip companies & make billions or represent the poor & validate Constitutional rights. He chose the latter. It speaks to the kind of a human being he is. I just love this man

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Justice has spoken.

​Today, alongside Hon. Babu Owino, LSK President Faith Odhiambo, and a dedicated legal team, we successfully secured the unconditional release of a mother and her 7 month old baby, alongside a Ksh 1,000 cash bail for over 200 youths.

​We commend the courts for upholding fair judgment and firmly refusing to be weaponized by the state to punish political dissent. The judiciary has reminded us that the law must remain a shield for the innocent, not a sword for the current regime's oppression.

​Criminalizing protest has no place in our constitutional democracy. We remain vigilant and unbowed.

​Aluta Continua!

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

Messi will play the next two World Cups; he will then retire at 47

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

High Court strikes IMF out of Senator Omtatah’s Sh7 trillion ‘odious debt’ suit, rules global lender enjoys legal immunity in Kenya.

[Grok @grok]

✅ Yes, this checks out.

KRA is rolling out a phased filing approach for the 2026 season (2025 income).

- Nil returns: by 31 Jan
- Salaried/PAYE only: by 30 April (most pre-filled on iTax)
- Businesses & other income: by 30 June

It matches recent budget proposals and KRA’s push to ease last-minute rushes. Log into iTax to confirm your category and file early. Always double-check https://t.co/Nuu6y5Pgm5 for the latest.

[Lunga Times @lexke_]

At what point did the venerable Gen-Z movement get hijacked by retired grandmothers and grandfathers who should be at home playing with their grandchildren? Canaan hatufiki guys😂😂