alexa

semi professional beep booper

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

urban outfitters enthusiasts would buy this t shirt and swear they grew up listening to him

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

i like Instagram stories right now because i get to know how you feel about covid, who you’ll be voting for, AND what type of frog you are all in a matter of seconds!(:

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

would u pass?

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@shaynepred22 @shaynepred22 I’m new here

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

ok which one of you have been emailing me from New Year's Eve of 1969???

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@whitneyysimmons try poshmark for selling ur clothes!! super trustworthy and they pay for shipping!! I'm down to buy some new used lulu (:

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@McLuskEHS hey chica did u refrigerate the guac!

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

have I been in California for 7 days? yes. did I leave my 400 degree straightener on the whole time on my bathroom counter? also yes.🙃

[The Sims Problems @TheSimsProblems]

Me everyday

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Swimming pigs. We repeat: SWIMMING PIGS! Swimming pigs on #TheBachelor this Monday! 🐷🌊🐷🌊
https://t.co/xEL0LxwELS

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

if anyone's wondering, madeline knows all of the songs in Mulan by heart cuz the tape was stuck in her vcr for 5 years

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

just over a year later, the dream has become reality @megalin7

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@hollyccary looks like you learned the hard way that in this world it's either troll or get trolled

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@Stephanie_Miau @SkyeOuhhh taught me this with amanda😌😂

[Pitbull @pitbull]

My friend Jorgie visiting Cuba says it'll be free soon, Cuba libre. If not this is how Cubans are coming over LOL!

[Pitbull @pitbull]

focus on the positive #Dale

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Obama Increases Sense Of Urgency By Riding Last White Rhino On Earth Through Climate Talk https://t.co/h9xuRrqoR0

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

turning off location services is teen rebellion at its finest.

[alexa @lexlexgilbs]

@eileenieee ITS NOT TOO LATE TO WISH U A HAPPY I SWEAR