Lexi

29 or whatever, biologist/biochemist

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Hi I’m Lexi and I can do calculus and gene mapping but cannot do simple math, nor produce serotonin on my own

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

I made an account cause I wanted to tweet at Daryn Jones on MTV live

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

I turned 30 last week and so far I have to consult a lawyer about the lady who committed fraud when she bought my Yaris last summer! Adulthood is scary!!

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Here’s to exes choking on it

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

This was the worst year of my life please donald trump if you can hear me make this one good

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

I speed ran a year’s worth of therapy in 5 months and all I got was this existential crisis

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

If I have to tell one more man to address their mental health imma lose it

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Star Spangled Banger

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

@pepsipapi Here til Tuesday SUP

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

🤝 montréal

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

All my homies love therapy (today was my first session)

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

I actually think it’s cool that indie musicians can’t get vinyl pressed in a reasonable timeframe because one billionaire wants to produce ten thousand variants of her ten thousandth victim pop album

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

@TheLukeALike LOL oh god this is a good bit

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Having an amicable breakup is weird cause it’s like hey do you wanna smash I mean super smash like the game

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Here we are fulfilling the Fleetwood Mac prophecy

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Life has significantly improved since I learned to make french onion soup at home

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Good morning, nitric acid melted my lulus 😭

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

@DeaRileyKY @Megs_needsrest @kissingkarmaa Delusional

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@TheLukeALike Fuck yeah!!

[Lexi @lexluth0r]

Isre*l fucked up so bad I started learning Arabic