Lex

#1 fan of naps. Hopefully one day you’ll read a book I wrote. she/her

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I am sick and tired of knowing things. I would like to know… less.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

There is nothing better than hair salon gossip. You would not believe what I’m hearing right now.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

How was your day? Did you wipe out in front of an entire wedding? And because it was concrete- did you gouge your knee so badly you ruined your dress because you bled all over it?
Just me? Great.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

NOBODY SPEAK TO ME.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I feel like this very much tracks 🤣

[magstrology @magstrology]

Your big 3 and Venus as colour swatches

Flower edition

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I have a policy where I don’t read books if a main character has any form of my name but I didn’t realize it would be weird if they have the name I was *almost* called. No thanks.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

She's trying to hurt me.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

SPEAK NOW????????

[Lex @lexlynnea]

TREACHEROUS?????

[Lex @lexlynnea]

Me: *sends my sister is wildly viral swing dance video because she’s a swing dance instructor *
Her: lol yea, I know them.
Sometimes I forget that she’s also like… a professional.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

rip Amanda’s notifications in the morning when she wakes up to find out Kaitlyn and I have been having an hour long conversation about the merits of fanfiction and our individual writing processes.
Also my 12 minute voice note. 🫣

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I used to talk mad trash about Ebooks but homegirl straight up didn’t know what she was missing. I have read 18 books in three months which is unreal for someone like me who reads at turtle speed.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

Finishing a book and immediately running to Goodreads to mark it as read>>>
It’s like a reward.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I was not made to be playing the “why does my stomach hurt now?” game at 6 am on a Thursday.
I know hot girls have stomach issues or whatever but we’re also tired.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

winter's almost over which means it's almost time for me to switch from iced coffee to iced coffee

[Lex @lexlynnea]

4 books ahead of my reading goal in March so that when the September Seasonal Depression™️ hits I don’t fall too far behind.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I’m so serious-
Someone please explain how I managed to pull a muscle in my back while I was sleeping??
I have no other explanation for this.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

Not a single thing could have prepared me for the number of time jumps at the end of Twisted Love. I have whiplash and I’m so stressed out.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

I went to bed with a raging stomachache last night and proceeded to have absolutely insane dreams all night.
I can not explain to you how I went from riding an ATV in the desert to running barefoot through a formula one racetrack.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

Everyone send Steve your good vibes during this trying time where he has to listen to me rant about a bunch of men driving tiny cars in 100 circles. He’s already had enough and it’s been 24 hours.

[Lex @lexlynnea]

Y’all did not sell the drama of the Formula 1 show enough. This is like a soap opera. I am so invested.
Also 10/10 for translating the foreign languages in the subtitles not just “Speaking French”