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[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

FaceTiming me is for VIP members only.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Fun fact: Women lose sexuał interest if you disappoint them emotionally and I’m not even going to argue about that

[Sammy Wammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

I recently quit smoking weed and I feel like a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy me, now they piss me off.

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

sometimes i worry that i smoke a worrying amount of weed and then i see what real hardcore stoners are up to and i realize im probably just a regular amount of stoner

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When the weed is giving you extreme anxiety but you’ve been here 100 times before so you just act like nothing’s wrong.

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

Why are threesomes only for sex, why can't I join some random couples in arguments

[スシサシミミ🪬📿 @Amaterasuuu0426]

I don't love all women. I hate stupid bitches and bad mothers.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Dude casually asking for a 20 year relationship

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Ron Pearlman hellboy was so good that I really don’t see how they can ever cast someone else without it being terrible

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Your problem is you looking at him like a hero and we look at him like a nigga who get shit done

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I gift myself every time I want anything