If I was at this #AnAudienceWithAdele, I’d ask her two questions:
1) Does the unctuous sycophancy from your celebrity fans make you want to vomit?
2) How come you’re singing more perfectly ‘live’ than on your records?
* This probably explains why I wasn’t invited.
If there really is a fake tan shortage, I will respectfully be going into hibernation. People haven’t seen the real colour of me since at least 2018 and I plan on keeping it that way. No one understands I’m so pale naturally I look GREY.
Marlene without Boycie-it’s unthinkable. John Challis was my partner on screen and stage for 36 years and my beloved friend. R.I.P. darling John. I will miss you every day.