R.B.F 🥀

[R.B.F 🥀 @lexnicolee02]

Epic day in mammoth 😍😍 @badwoodx

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[katie @socomplikatied]

Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard

[Bald Fraud @OddJobsJay]

“Why do girls want an all female gym”

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

your credit score increasing is really a big flex

[ANASTASIA @LIBRAVUITTON]

And I said “has a pitbull ever shot up a school????? I’ll wait”

[ANASTASIA @LIBRAVUITTON]

I was in Twitter beef bc this guy said pitbulls should be euthanized bc they’re ‘dangerous,’ and I was like “men are more dangerous than pitbulls, should they be euthanized??” And he was all mad like “LINK?? WHERES UR SOURCE SAYING MEN ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN PITBULLS ILL WAIT”

[ANASTASIA @LIBRAVUITTON]

I always think I’m so funny, but there’s this one particular thing I said what still makes me laugh every single day

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Why didn’t they teach us a different language in our early days of school instead of waiting until we was literally finished....?

[Tara J | A Well Rested Blk Woman @WhereWomenBloom]

This pandemic has forced me to realize that 90% of my social life was just meeting up with friends to eat 😭

[Jay Loveridge @_ihatenfts]

No thoughts. Just hard bass

[sio @bestinsio]

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

me: “ima FaceTime my bestie”

*facetime unavailable*

me: “bitch”

[𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆🎀 @greyseeyaa]

valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now