Lexie Heredia

Random yet poignant and passionate banter from a hater of bullshit and a lover of music, sports, consumption, and life in general.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@ChrisVernonShow @grindcitymedia Patiently waiting for my day 3 update!!! 🙇‍♀️

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@wiseguyinsider @WorldWideWob He’s not playing genius. Which is why he’s clearly an all timer.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@emrata You are promoting a very dangerous and delusional theory. Do you have the power to immediately invoke thousands of people to storm then invade the Capitol via social media? Quick answer-you don’t and you wouldn’t. Therefore account not suspended. Very simple concept.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump You were saying?

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

https://t.co/QdXthRShWb #NowPlaying

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

View Volunteer Opportunities https://t.co/vXEQoX9fUQ via @RESCUEorg

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@NBAonTNT Blake Griffin...did you just sniff the inside of your mouthguard case??? #stank

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

You know who is the worst? @MoviePass After my pass "successfully activated" but then buffered for 20 minutes, I had to buy a ticket, and now two weeks after my formal complaint to CS, and crickets. Still getting plenty of marketing emails though! When will I hear from you???

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@Fuctupmind @realDonaldTrump Funniest thing about this is after all the golfing that has occurred since you took office, how painful it is to watch that awful golf swing

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@ZakWHgov the Muslim ban actually caused the entire stock market drop. PS it's "whose" you uninformed idiot.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@lwhitegrlprob @BuzzFeed Your tweet was JUST "I have never been more disappointed" so how can it be taken out of context? Be clearer.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

hey @JasonIsbell, help me settle a bet? Did you have @Corybranan in mind when you came up with the "Here We Rest" cover? PS Love em both :)

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

#Coachella pool party homage to katyperry #dessert http://t.co/1UNhVpsQOg

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@LilMusicSnob No way! Real bummer - that's easily the best meal I've had in I would say the last six months.

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

So proud RT @luceromusic: Wow... #2! http://t.co/4hikEe4DRT

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

@edwarddroste I think you're at my lo fang show. That was really exciting. Also, good show eh?

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

I just remembered that Faithless Streets exists, and usually makes everything better #whiskeytown #dranklikeariver

[Lexie Heredia @lexodus6]

Is everyone aware that the NBA Eastern Conference has TWO teams over 500? They haven't touched the West in many moons but come on...#bananas

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Take a look at some of the other teams the Ohio State Buckeyes tried to schedule: http://t.co/BZT65Qy3O9