Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀

My hobbies include cyberbullying the mayor and writing.
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[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@Rude_Astrology Do not perceive me until I give you permission

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@NYCTSubway Take the b37 they said

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@Derrick_NYC Yes I see it NOW, but 20 minutes ago that information was not available.

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@NYCTSubway hey y'all, what's going on with the R train. Website says there's no delays but uhhh these wait times are not normal

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@Derrick_NYC When I checked the website, there was nothing about them, and this picture was taken at 3:14.

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@Derrick_NYC So shouldn't there be an announcement on the website? That switch issue was 3 hours ago

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@TheCut If y'all don't issue a public apology and proof that Lucky is in a new, safe, and affectionate home, and that the the author is in jail...

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

Cancelled my subscription to @NYMag. Absolutely vile that they would publish this

[The Cut @TheCut]

A pet is sometimes a starter child. Then the real human child arrives and the pet suffers. My postpartum loathing of Lucky made me wonder whether I might be a late-onset psychopath. https://t.co/4Wb560IBGW

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@NYCTSubway @pcatapano This is what the website shows. If there's no trains, shouldn't it show no trains? This is so confusing

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

They need to invite all of these wrestlers to the Met Gala

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

In a twist that absolutely nobody could have foreseen, backerkit could not handle the number of Sanderson fans logging in to get their hands on Words of Radiance 🙄

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

The famous fowl was one of an estimated 250,000 birds to die each year by crashing into a New York City building — but conservationists say property owners can easily protect our feathered friends from an untimely death.

Read more: https://t.co/QDoVv1FrQn

[Kirsten @Kirsten3531]

husband and I accidentally bought each other the same £1.75 card from the local grocery store

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

Abercrombie remarketed themselves as higher end and for adults. Great. So happy for them. So why do all the dresses have either: puff sleeves, ugly ruffles, absolutely bizarre ruching, weird pleats, and or garish floral prints? Is this for women or toddlers???

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

Idk who's designing the clothes at Abercrombie, but jail, immediately jail.

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

Better than nothing I guess but Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

[MTA @MTA]

You may notice something new at the 191 St station: This weekend, we installed platform railings at the station as part of a pilot program.

Your safety is our highest priority, and we’re committed to reducing track intrusions and increasing safety. Thanks for riding with us.

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@JustinBrannan hello, in the lead up to this storm, I was wondering if there are any services in the neighborhood for homeless individuals. Worried about that guy on 86th who lives by the Chipotle.

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

I love New Yorkers, man. Bunch of us got off the train because we thought we were on the W, only to see the N on the last train car as it pulled out of the station. The immediate chorus of "FUCK"s was beautiful

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

These budget cuts are criminal, @NYCMayor. You should be ashamed

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@NYCTSubway No I didn't take a pic, sorry! You know where it says the train is 5 minutes away and points to the track

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@NYCTSubway just want to let you know that all the signs at 59th, Bay Ridge Ave, and 86th say that 95th street bound R trains will stop on the Manhattan bound track tonight, but they're stopping on the 95th Street bound side. Really confusing and almost missed my train

[Lex fund schools Orlov 🐀 @LexOrlov]

@NYCTSubway Uhhhh I see. That's super confusing for any nighttime commuters tonight 😅 the digital displays had the R stopping on the wrong track also