Lexaaayy

you can call me lex. ❤️

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I should start a thread of weird conversations I have with my husband

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Why doesn’t Olive Garden have some type of delivery service?

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Actual words that came out of gages mouth : “did you know @TomHolland1996 speaks britainish, or whatever you call it” ……

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I just can’t wait to follow my dream

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I’m sorry but you’re still a child lmao

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I can’t wait until you realize you didn’t do anything right

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Praying for good things

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I’m hungry what should I get

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

A lot can happen in a couple months I guess🤷🏽‍♀️

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Gage wouldn’t get me food at 3 am….How rude

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I never tweet

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

You can’t convince me that dogs don’t have feelings. I just came back after being gone for 5 days & put my stuff in the room & my dogs cried at the door so loud it sounded like they were being murdered. The second I walked out they shut up 😂

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

True love: walking over to gage & he says “babe I farted be careful” 😂😂

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Is it bad that I’ve watched the vampire diaries so many times but each time I refuse to watch past a point because I’m scared to watch the death scenes. I have never watched the last season. Or maybe last 2 idk.

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

4 years ago today I weighed 108 pounds let’s be glad I’m not that anymore

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Our current marriage argument :
Who put headstrong by trapt on the Apple Music playlist. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

have u ever said yes to a last minute plan and it turned out to be one of the best memories

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

@McDonalds I apologize for screaming, thank you so much

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

ATTENTION @McDonalds I NEED YOU TO OPEN 24 HOURS AGAIN. I WANT NUGS RIGHT NOW & YOURE CLOSED. THIS IS A DISGRACE PLEASE IM DYING

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

Gage- “Babe I just ate a huge piece of onion in this queso & that was the best thing to happen since pockets on a shirt!!!!!” ..... I just can’t 😂

[Lexaaayy @lexotiic]

I should start a thread of weird conversations I have with my husband