lex🌹

high risk, high reward

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

psu campus police killed a man they knew was drunk outside a bar when he didn’t respond with 3 seconds of them yelling at him to drop the gun. no attempt at de-escalation. remember that.

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

noticed ASU changed their AI policy from “never” to “sometimes we might require it” ://///

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day
(3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

like be so for real

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

can phone game ads just one time show the game being played right and then doing the things that make sense why are they ragebaiting me

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

boyfriend just ate a dog treat and liked it??

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

watching nightmare before christmas sing along version at 5am nothing matter anymore

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

We’re throwing tomatoes at the town’s fool later if you wanna join me

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

i wonder if spongebob ever had an orgy considering all his holes

[Tessa @HeSeesinMirrors]

Cigarettes only smell good on the people you love

[Karl Max 🪶📃 @KarlMaxxed]

It's funny how the American legal system has specific rules for juvenile offenders but those all go out of the window if a child does a scary enough crime

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

weekly 7-11 run for 6 redbulls and $80 in zyns

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

reps until failure but it’s repeatedly swiping my card until it’s overdrafted

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

I like being sober. But, I also looove drinking. Loove being drunk and hammered lol. But it's nice being sober too. But. Looove to get drunk ha ha. Too bad you can't do both at the same time

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

told my bf i split a drink on a girl and he told me one of his coworkers broke an entire machine that help makes microchips

[molly @angelinrealtime]

job importance gap relationship

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

The substances are abusing me

[x__x @bpdsins]

“u r very understanding” just wait till i own a gun

[lex🌹 @lexpatterson16]

respect for my mom for being boy crazy my whole life, got divorced and crashed out for 10 years and then hated all men forever

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

thisbpicture is making me so emotional