alex.nl

Voice with an Internet Connection. Leftist oaf, trans rights, Parklife

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Goodbye, @PodmastersUK. Sorry I almost destroyed the company in the process of making this

https://t.co/v4x9qlGuCo

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Football is the sport that brings the world together (except you-know-who, and who, and who, and who, and

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Big ol’ whisks

[alex.nl @lexrees]

@FootballCliches Apols if this has already been asked. Did we ever discover who the original template for Gary Goals was?

[alex.nl @lexrees]

@Ankaman616 - Johan Manzambi wins young player of the tournament, big money move to Spurs
- Average goals per game above 3.5
- Avoiding a repeat of the Club World Cup trophy lift, the winning captain forcibly ejects Trump from the stage
- More than 3 keepers sent of for timewasting

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Mate.

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Whole generation of fans who don't remember the last time a Liverpool manager was sacked. Got six under my belt, now

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Between this and Curtis not celebrating his goal at the weekend it’s hard to avoid the idea that a great deal of things are very rotten, here

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Exclusive: Ibrahima Konate is expected to leave Liverpool. No agreement has been reached between #LFC and the French defender despite Konate indicating in April a deal was close.

🤝 @alex_crook

[alex.nl @lexrees]

@GraceOnFootball Damn, tell us how you really feel (Identically to me)

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Combined Pattinson/Merritt Wever/Bokeem Woodbine/Skyler Gisondo hive are ACTIVATED

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[alex.nl @lexrees]

I don't believe that we should feel shame for bands we've seen in the past! Our tastes evolve over time and we can't all make immaculate choices. Anyway

1. Scouting for Girls

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

That 10 bands thing is way too smug. So...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you're ashamed to have seen.

1. Toploader
2. Rolf Harris
3. Atomic Kitten
4. Fairground Attraction
5. Kiss
6. N-Dubz
7. Sigue Sigue Sputnik
8. David Grey
9. Daphne & Celeste
10. Lostprophets

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Joost Klein teas

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Petras announces new album ‘Detour’ out May 29.

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

one of my favorite posts in internet history in honor of top gun day

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Landlord 🤨
North Walian ✅
Name that's hard for the Saes to pronounce ✅
Built like a brick shithouse rugby lock ✅

An enthusiastic, if reserved, LFG

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'Plaid Cymru now stands ready to take the necessary steps to form the next government of Wales.'

Leader of Plaid Cymru, Rhun ap Iorwerth, speaks after his party became the largest in Wales after the Senedd elections.

https://t.co/yRBkkHbzml

[alex.nl @lexrees]

@chorowitzxxx Labour voters think those two are as bad as each other, I suspect

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Why are we doing discourse about Resident Evil. Even me, a Noted Coward whose opinion doesn't matter when it comes to horror, thinks it looks sick

[alex.nl @lexrees]

@electrolemon Which exec do I need to fly over and egg the house of, Demi. Sorry to be overfamiliar but it's a matter of emergency

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Well... un-unveil it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The New York Times unveils its list of the greatest living American songwriters.

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Weird Al, again

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?

[alex.nl @lexrees]

Retweeted by GDT I know that's my GOAT

[Variety @Variety]

The Human Made Mark, Initiative to Certify AI-Free Film and TV Productions, Launches at Site of Prehistoric Cave Paintings in France (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/hoUQXpadC7

[alex.nl @lexrees]

I'm obsessed with him I fear

[Sky TV @skytv]

What kind of Irish is your Grandad?

#SNLUK #SNL #SaturdayNightLive