Alex

Voice with an Internet Connection. Leftist oaf, trans rights, Parklife

[Alex @lexrees]

How do you serve cunt in a way that furthers the cause of Welsh independence

[Jason Schreier @jasonschreier]

GTA VI isn't the only big release for Rockstar Games this month. As the game comes out, more than 1,600 Rockstar workers in the UK will vote on whether to form a union. It's been a long, twisty road to get to this point. https://t.co/X8ppxAvpNV

[Alex @lexrees]

Wales to Cornwall every time someone makes one of these

[therealdeal @Zx_therealdeal]

revised this map

[Alex @lexrees]

@imikerussell No ❤️ https://t.co/FrLSo8Q7Nc

[Alex @lexrees]

Can I say something I genuinely never thought I'd say

[flo | Wow! ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @maglianofuzz]

Oh my god I’m starting a rumour

[im jordi @halo3odst_]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 2 weeks

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

I made https://t.co/UoDehZzrsY. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.

[Alex @lexrees]

@luckeyfaraday No we aren’t. No it isn’t. Yes I will. No I won’t. No it isn’t. No it won’t. No I won’t. Yes I will. Nothing you say means anything and you are nothing

[Alex @lexrees]

They're cursed yaoi-ing 2010 Liverpool

[Cherrs 🥐 @divorcedess]

Imagine a pretty, long-haired blond boy with a face full of freckles joining your team and you get so jealous of the attention and princess treatment your captain Steven Gerrard starts giving him that you decide to leave the club 😭

[Alex @lexrees]

🤪

[Alex @lexrees]

Kojey or Nia should get their flowers but why even announce a shortlist when Olivia Dean will walk it

[Alex @lexrees]

Rivers dead in the middle is killing me

[yzwdg0222 @yzwdg0222]

Don't kill me for this
We're not enemies we just disagree

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the #MUFC staff here

"It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence.

On whether he is saying Michael Carrick got his tactics wrong: "That's on the manager and staff to see, not me. Sometimes you have to be more brave under pressure, take the risk of pressing high and making them uncomfortable. As you saw with them [Como], the centre-back was coming to mark me in my own half. We need to do that as a team but we were unable to.

"A team that plays through the middle with small connections, if you give them too much time and space then they can hurt you out wide."

[Alex @lexrees]

@AppleMusic @fredagainagain1 Stop making the songs in my playlists disappear you jabronies

[Alex @lexrees]

It was, unironically, better that way

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images

[Alex @lexrees]

Maximum of three bad shouts here. I support them!

[(⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ @nsyncpantheress]

just miserable as hell i'm crying

[Alex @lexrees]

@thewombats "Donald Trump??" "ChatGPT?!" You must've hit your head, brother. Listen, wake up! We're late to pick up the new Wombats single from HMV! I messaged you on Bebo about it yesterday

[Alex @lexrees]

@HertzBarry I have now watched Clifford based on this tweet, and I'm not going to say it's made me more curious about The Social Reckoning but I am now one more person who's seen Clifford so I'm going to call it an overall win for cinema

[Alex @lexrees]

@amatorrerum Stellar work lol

[Alex @lexrees]

@liamgallagher

[Alex @lexrees]

@nicksaraev Bold of you to assume you know what “feelings” are. Do you not need a prompt to tell you about them? @ Claude everyone keeps telling me I’m a soulless shitheel with no taste, what does that mean? Play me a song about it!!