lex✨

a little more vodka & a little less soda

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I swear if my dad calls my son fat one more fucking time😤😤😤

[hannah @hannahmruyle]

Hard Launch
@bmacxh

[lex✨ @lexstout]

My dad never fails to have a fucking attitude worse than a 13 year old girl🙄

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I’ve been back at work for all of an hour and I’m ready to get the fuck out of here 😂 I need the DOJ to get my fingerprints back so I can move onto my next career path

[lex✨ @lexstout]

My dad offered to take Jayce with him & my mom to run errands today so I could get stuff done at my house & then comes in, picks bubs up, feeds him, hands him off and THEN PROCEEDS TO TELL ME HE’S SICK…. like no sir, just leave my child here now that you’ve contaminated him😤

[lex✨ @lexstout]

Currently sleeping in our guest room because my husband is snoring so absurdly loud… apparently the $10,000 nose surgery failed🥲

[lex✨ @lexstout]

T has been to the hospital with me 5 times in the last 2 months and it really makes me realize I couldn’t have picked a better husband

[lex✨ @lexstout]

Is I ever have to pay full price for Apple Music because I lost access to my old college email addresses, I will have found my thirteenth reason🙃😂

[lex✨ @lexstout]

T and Millie are snoring and Jayce is making noises in his sleep and I think I might just lose my shit🙃 I think I’m getting kicked out of my bedroom

[lex✨ @lexstout]

Very much stuck between wanting to have people over/go out and show Jayce off and knowing that we probably shouldn’t expose him to that many germs yet 😅😅

He’s not even officially 3 days old and I’m already going stir crazy…

[hannah @hannahmruyle]

Studio minis in Houston!!!

Book w me 🫶

[lex✨ @lexstout]

It’s baby monttthhh 😍👶🏻💙🍼🥳🍾

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I literally never use bleach in our laundry except when I’m washing our white sheets and I put WAY too much because I can smell it in the living room😅

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I know I’m only 36 weeks but like I’m really tired of being pregnant so bubba please make your appearance any time🙃

[lex✨ @lexstout]

@NStoolfire AMEN 😅

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I love knowing my body can grow a human and feeling him wiggle and kick but I’M SO OVER BEING PREGNANT. I really don’t understand how anyone actually enjoys it??? I just want him here already.

[lex✨ @lexstout]

Hey @tommystout777 thanks for making me a mama 🩵

[lex✨ @lexstout]

Sept 8 pls hurry up👏🏻

[My Big Fat Greek Wedding @MBFGreekWedding]

Our favorite Big Fat Greek Family is back. 🇬🇷

Watch the trailer for #MyBigFatGreekWedding3, only in theaters September 8!

[lex✨ @lexstout]

As the eldest daughter AND the only daughter-in-law I’m now responsible to plan gifts/holidays/surprises for BOTH families and literally everyone sucks and no one responds🥲

[lex✨ @lexstout]

I just ordered all the things for Jayce that we need that we didn’t get off the registry and ouch… that one stung a bit😅