Lex

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[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ shaí 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @thatssoshai__]

“spread your legs mami!”😭😭😭😭😭

[Lex @lexsumpter]

My favorite Leo’s birthday is on Friday! 🥳

[Lex @lexsumpter]

A literal depiction of my girl and I

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

That parasite making niggas lose 30 pounds in a week??

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $500K mortgage is now about $3,150 a month.

A $500K mortgage was about $2,000 a month in 2021.

Over $1,000 more each month for the same home.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This Chinese guy has successfully exposed all magicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Charrise Lane @CharriseJLane]

@_StillTheShawn Having no sexual discipline will literally ruin your life.

[blue @bluewmist]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[d’lo🖤 @dloisback]

Me personally, as a nigga. I wouldn’t even want her no more 😭 cuz wtf ?

[SEXY BLANCO @melllyblanco]

Nfs, you do get up one random Tuesday and realize I was bugging, and let's never do that again, and then you never look back.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: People in their 30s, has anyone else gone from being super ambitious about climbing the corporate ladder to NOT wanting to work at all ??

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me minding my business but still noticing everything

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Biologically speaking, whatever you don't express, process, or release may develop into an autoimmune disease and it is that deep.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

Tried to give you something you never had and I can see why you never had it.