Lex Teope

Narcissist | Content Creator | ATX #PotatoPancake #PositiveOutcomesOnly

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

@HarleyCrusader

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Hey @SouthwestAir answer your phones since your app says I can’t get my money back anymore

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

@SouthwestAir answer my phone call since your app won’t let me get my money back anymore

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

I had a great stream in Slime Rancher today and I’m just really happy about that ☺️

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Okay y’all, I know this isn’t important in the least right now and also I’m super late to this party, but I just finished the first season of You on Netflix and my feelings right now are “sad” but also “wait, what!?”

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

I haven’t just shouted into the void in a while… well here it is.

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

OMG who is she she’s streaming again???

https://t.co/2smfLvs7Fl

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Here we go again

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

HOW IS IT SEPTEMBER

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Oh, my last tweet was about going to see Simple Plan and then they cancelled because of Delta... everyone please go get vaccinated and wear your damn masks 😡

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Y’all @LukastheHippo and I are going to see Simple Plan and New Found Glory in a month and I can’t wait to be the only people there who don’t have children #SoExcited

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

I decided this year that I’m treating myself to all the Halloween decorations I want. It’s spooky season 💀🎃

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

When you just wanna share a silly selfie with your human @LukastheHippo

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Work friend told me to tell @LukastheHippo that he needs to step up his game so whenever we go to The Philippines with my fam we can celebrate all 3 Teope kids getting married and I appreciate the positive energy he’s sending out today.

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

@TylerQHenry Happy birthday!!!

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

When it starts snowing in Texas and all your co-workers run to the windows but you and the guy from Colorado aren’t impressed ☃️

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

My coworker and I have a great relationship 🙃

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

When your older white co-worker talks about how she doesn’t like spicy food but when she elaborates you realize she just doesn’t like SPICED food...

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

When you’ve been trying to grow out your hair and the color in it but your coworker just dyed their hair blue so now you want fun colors again too... I’m so fickle 😫

[Elgato @elgato]

🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉

Need an upgrade? We've teamed up with @UPLIFTDesk to give you the ultimate setup!

To enter:
✅ Follow @UPLIFTDesk and @elgato + RT

See what you can win below!

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

I LOVE THIS GAME

[PQube Indies @PQubeIndies]

🙀 You can start your Cat Quest adventure for less than $2 right now on the Nintendo eShop!

What are you waiting for?!

Buy here 👉 https://t.co/6GjultIRue

[Lex Teope @LexTeope]

Yesterday one of my coworkers brought up Missoula, Montana and my first thought was "@HankGreen lives there" and then she described him as a) @johngreen's brother, and b) the science and history one.