Alex Tindall

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

What is it we’re supposed to be winning? Hard pass

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We will all stick together and WIN! Thank you Franklin.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

There is no such thing as a godly misogynist.

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

8. Biden

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

Are you fucking kidding me? So many things, so so so many things. Let’s count the problems together...

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

7. A signal? Whatever your labyrinthine thought process was in making this cryptic question, there’s no possible version where you don’t look like a pawn

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

The press is the enemy of the people eh? GOP, you ok with this disdain for the 1st amendment? Evangelicals, still your man of God? 1st amendment is your only leg to stand on! I guess free press isn’t as sexy as guns and militia, who gives a shit if its not “well-regulated” right?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The press is doing everything within their power to fight the magnificence of the phrase, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! They can’t stand the fact that this Administration has done more than virtually any other Administration in its first 2yrs. They are truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Trump picked a fight with a dead guy... and the dead guy is winning.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

best smells ever
-gasoline
-sharpies
-nail polish
-roses

worst smells ever
-toxic masculinity
-onions
-societal norms

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝚁𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙸𝚜𝚛𝚊𝚎𝚕 @raagatodi]

@realDonaldTrump Why do you keep using this word "FAKE" as a modifier of "news media," Sir? It makes zero sense. It's a weird verbal tick. One of your most disagreeable quirks.

I tell you this as a friend. Just stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. It's disgusting. You merely sound imbecilic.

[Alex Tindall @lextindall]

So you’re openly stating that you view “bad” as synonymous to “unfair”. Got it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

93% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. 52% Approval Rating overall! Not bad considering I get the most unfair (BAD) press in the history of presidential politics! And don’t forget the Witch Hunt!

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

How ‘bout this? We let everybody who is running for president be president for a day.