Alexa

doer of things • voracious snacker

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I would pay a lot of money to see this musical

[Patatouille @mikeroweplastic]

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

a farmhouse. Ireland

[AA @aliskor15]

everyone in the #LoveHasWon doc wheeling around this 80 lb woman who was like

[Alexa @lextweeets]

Corporate americans love the word
✨p i t h y✨

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

now we’re cooking with gas

[GL @gldivittorio]

Barbie leading Oppenheimer in Asia-Pacific geopolitical controversy is wild

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.

An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” https://t.co/0cbKPcsVI3

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

he always had the face of a baby who hadn’t yet discovered object permanence

[Alexa @lextweeets]

Hi! Here’s a Hopper referral code if you need :)

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[Lifeget$lit stan acc @SHESNEWYORK]

frank ocean literally hates us

[Alexa @lextweeets]

@buzzsaw Think it’s something to do with the SpaceX Transporter-7 launch, I saw it too. Or maybe just aliens?

[William K. Lee @buzzsaw]

What’s that in the sky over #Coachella ? A comet? Satellite? Fireworks from Bad Bunny’s set?

#COACHELLA2023 #ufo #comet

[Alexa @lextweeets]

I stand by this

[Matt Mataxas @taxastweets]

Girlfriend wants to rename the tournament stages:
-super spicy sixteen
-great eight
-fantastic four
-wonderful one

[Alexa @lextweeets]

Selling two Coachella Weekend 2 tickets with shuttle passes!! DM me if interested

[Alexa @lextweeets]

@skooks12 full gold or silver leave on but vermeil or any other metal take off or else they turn gross 😩

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

can they make more of these bitches

[Alexa @lextweeets]

@taxastweets Hurts so good

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

i bring a certain sylvia plath vibe to the aux that people don’t really like