alexa

i find men sexiest when they try to think. she/her

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

There are a lot more men that need to admit this

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊 @christoaivalis]

Bezos having an age-appropriate girlfriend is one of his few non-evil traits

so of course the right hates it

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Feels like something from The Boondocks

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

[grace @hvmestarr]

homelander endorses the deep for political office

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Notice she spends lots of her time in California and not some red state shit hole.

[Mind Over Weakness @mindoverweaknes]

Imagine having to double down that you have micropenis to win in divorce court 😂😭

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

I can’t stress enough how important it is to question the men you’re around when it comes to these topics. They will always reveal themselves.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

His name is Rodney Hinton and if you’re fawning over Luigi while ignoring him you’re a racist

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Tonight we’re all Puerto Rican

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

That resume is nasssssty!! 😭

[Rich Homie Jawn @soulfauxreal]

White women in tennis are the biggest group of whiny ass babies and sore fucking losers.

[ruel’s publicist @pastbehndglass]

NYC TRIP THIS SUMMER ABOUT TO EAT

[Tintin @rentierrobbe]

I thank god every single day that they did not cast Awkwafina in this

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Some countries’ militaries get so far removed from actual combat that they slowly begin morphing into The Rockettes