Alexis Cortes

[Alexis Cortes @lexvcortes]

check up on the people you love, just a quick text is all it takes.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

I’ll send this young man and his family to the @MLB World Series on me. Oh and you just won an RV as well.
#DadofYearWinsThatone @barstoolsports

[☼molly☼ is kissing mirrorballs all the time 🪩 @hot_taMOLLY_57]

asking ai to generate a video of the only former black president being arrested while you yourself are a convicted felon and a friend of epsteins with the caption “no one is above the law” is as equally insane as it is racist

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

i miss corpse

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

an olivia rodrigo album in september, taylor swift concert film in october, new hunger games movie in november, and percy jackson series in december… teenage girls in their 20s are about to be the most powerful people on the planet by the end of the year

[Alexis Cortes @lexvcortes]

katie couldn’t think of the word “endometriosis” so instead she said ENCYCLOPEDIA

[chey @cheyannenkr]

i need sum ink therapy

[Alexis Cortes @lexvcortes]

I redownloaded tiktok and can already feel my productivity going down the drain.

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

she’s living for this bc this is the type of shit she was doing in 2010

[Alexis Cortes @lexvcortes]

what class did I skip that taught when to not open my mouth and mess things up?

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

no but actually tomorrow is the day

[Boobo Fernandes @Shalatheunicorn]

I isolate myself when I’m overwhelmed

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

Sir, we’re a basketball team in Ohio.

[chey @cheyannenkr]

i said may his car break down if he tries to go see another bitch 2 days ago & his car jus broke down omg

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i miss this era of youtube where like once a month some big youtuber would come out and everyone would talk about it the following day at school and that just kept happening until every youtuber was gay

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I will never ever judge a friend who cancels plans because they want to stay in. at any given time i’m thinking about being in my bed so u are in good company bestie

[Alexis Cortes @lexvcortes]

Britt really just told me to “do it for vine” in 2023 about taking a shot with something I’m ALLERGIC to in it.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I'm reading a book a week in 2023. Classics, sci-fi, nonfiction, or anything people highly recommend. I'll keep adjusting the list. Start on Monday, done by Sunday. Might make lowkey videos of takeaways. If you want to read along, the current list is here: https://t.co/hYCs1pvLiZ