lexi

[Aoife 🐝 Bee 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aoife_Bee_]

fuck it. i'm giving myself super autism

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Not a lick on theme but a jezebel spirit just entered my body so I have no further comments at this time.

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

Warning my throat

[BEŸ-Z @beyzhive]

mind you, there is no “lgb” without the T.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

You MAGA could have had....
• a federal ban on price gouging on food and groceries
- instead, you voted for the promise of 99¢ eggs instead (which are now more expensive)

You MAGA could have had....
• a permanent child tax credit of $3,600, up from $2,000
- instead, you voted to give tax cuts to the rich

You MAGA could have had....
• a corporate tax rate of 28%, raising about $1 trillion to pay for federal programs and debt/deficit
- instead, you voted to have YOUR taxes raised to pay for tax cuts for the rich

You MAGA could have had....
• a $25,000 down-payment SUPPORT for first-time homebuyers
- instead, you voted for the rich to build bigger houses with their tax cuts

You MAGA could have had....
• a $35 cap on insulin
- instead, you voted for a promise of a better healthcare plan (one we never even saw in his first term)

You MAGA could have had....
• cheaper drug costs and out-of-pocket expenses
- instead, you voted against your own best interests

You MAGA could have had....
• cheaper gas
- instead, you voted for someone who's more concerned with drilling than production

You MAGA could have had....
• someone who cared about YOU
- instead, you voted for someone who cares about the rich and wealthy

And in just the past 5 days, you fuckers are getting what you voted for — higher prices, higher taxes, higher gas, and no relief in sight.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

What about the guy who did a Nazi salute behind the presidential seal?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Welcome to the Divided States of Oligarchy:

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $449 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18 billion
2025: $245 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $44 billion
2025: $217 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25 an hour
2025: $7.25 an hour

[trin @lovelltrin]

okay trump now undo the abortion ban now that we know you like undoing things YOU put in place!

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Jay Shelat @jshelat1]

9/11 —> Gerard Way saw attacks —> created My Chemical Romance —> Inspired Stephanie Meyer —> Twilight books/movies —> Inspired EL James —> Fifty Shades of Grey books/movies —> Dakota Johnson goes on Ellen to promote third 50 Shades movie —> Ellen gets cancelled

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

The acronyms are too much sometimes

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

just got the sunday scaries and realized it’s friday

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Vaccines did this, btw

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

I’m literally begging y’all to care about your child’s education. Check their folder daily. Check their grades. Communicate with the teacher. No one prepared me for the lack of parent interest. Ridiculous.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I beg of you … please learn the difference between the STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION and the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. Thank you. Bye.