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she/her

[alexis @lexxsays]

Ooops

[Jenelle Riley @jenelleriley]

A reminder Jane Fonda was the original virtual acceptance speech at last year's BAFTAs...

[Adrienne Bell @AdrBell]

There are too many millionaires in Congress.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Buffets are so sexy and dangerous leaving all that food exposed in the open. Lil soups and salads w they goodies out on display.

[alexis @lexxsays]

@MirandaLeeinDC Grown up hand-me-downs. My favorite ever.

[Novaleesi @Novaleesi]

I think ppl mistake “eat the rich” with “eat anyone who has disposable income” lol

Idc if someone hires a personal chef or someone to clean. I do care if someone owns a massive corporation, underpays employees, doesnt pay taxes, bribes politicians, etc etc

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I’ve heard enough complaints about the minimum wage. I was making 3 copper pieces a day selling hard boiled eggs to weary travelers on the Silk Road and it was eventually enough to purchase catapults, war elephants and 1,000 strong gladiators.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is not okay, never has been okay, never will be okay - no matter the administration or party.

[𝓛υ𝓝𝓨𝐚~ ก₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ค @luneigh]

biden are you ok? you've barely touched your campaign promises :/

[alexis @lexxsays]

How can we coordinate a Freaky Friday switch w Joe and Bernie? Pls advise

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

All proceeds will directly support Texans affected by the storm and also to homeless immigrants seeking shelter and food. https://t.co/L6CW0YAGV7 Available thru Sunday! 🏖

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

How come @BetoORourke and @AOC work to raise money for struggling Texans, many of whom didn't vote for Beto and think AOC is a she-witch, doesn't count as a UNITY story?

How come the media isn't spinning it that way? How come "unity" can only mean "giving the GOP what it wants"?

[alexis @lexxsays]

I will part my hair on the literal side of my head if I want to. I do not care what the children think.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

how is beauty and the beast a “tale as old as time”? a lady hooks up with a big dog, and all the candles in the house start talking? I hope that hasn’t happened before

[alexis @lexxsays]

Someone please just tell me which desk chair to buy, I am so tired of browsing online

[alexis @lexxsays]

So who wants to adopt me?

[Ashlyn the Anarchist Barbie 🚩🏴 @ashlynanarchy]

TW// Sexual Assault & Trauma

AOC probably won’t see any of the shitty things you’re saying about her speaking up about her assault or experience with trauma, but all your friends that are survivors of similar things will.