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we are the future of ladies’ night

[* @lexyfeels]

Influence on economic growth:

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The “Treat Yoself” Donald Trump
episode of
Parks and Rec

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

I think about this at least once every week

[* @lexyfeels]

Taylor and Travis’s wedding doesn’t pass the Bechdel test 💀💀💀

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married.

Their ceremony was officiated by Adam Sandler.

Both Taylor and Travis wore Christian Dior Haute Couture by creative director Jonathan Anderson.

Their shoes were designed by Louboutin.

Taylor Swift wore jewelry by Cartier.

Taylor did not have bridesmaids or a maid of honor. Her brother Austin was her “Man of Honor.”

Jason Kelce was Travis’s best man.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[* @lexyfeels]

@FirstDoctor it’s literally a disinfectant lmao

[* @lexyfeels]

@fauxfresh i put this on for my nephew not too long ago, and it was giving biiiiig cocomelon vibes 😭

[* @lexyfeels]

@peepeedelatut sir kensington mayonnaise genuinely sent me

[elias @beysbunny]

benito realizing he’s gonna have to start throwing phones again

[Saad Asad @realsaadasad]

I don’t want to be dependent on transit schedules.

I want to be dependent instead on OPEC, ExxonMobil, my insurance company, my bank, and whichever federal agency decides the gas tax this year.

These are private relationships and therefore freedom.

[* @lexyfeels]

@cracklow no lol but it is less stinky than Enfamil 👀

[* @lexyfeels]

Costco baby formula is So Good

[* @lexyfeels]

like it’s just as good as what i was buying but half the price, so it took away the last tinge of guilt i had towards weaning 🙂‍↕️

[𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘯𓆩♡𓆪 @fatidxn_]

Es complicado, todos mis amigos son inmigrantes o lgbts

[* @lexyfeels]

@itszaeok megan’s law but for men who aren’t shit

[music data @music__data]

Celia Cruz to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[uxi ꩜ @whoisuxi]

hay tintos de verano esperándote en terrazas al sol que ni siquiera conoces aún

[* @lexyfeels]

jesukisto

[xPodri @xPodrii]

He tardado mucho en pillar el contexto del meme

[✒️ @Literariium]

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“Asking people what they do for work is boring” ok sorry for asking how you spend 5 days a week during this 3 minute conversation in a loud room. Why don’t u just take the lead from now on