Lex

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

not arguing with an aries, whatever u say angry bird

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Love is all we need😂😂😂

[Ana Lucia @AnaLucia2829]

She’s a 10 but she works all day

[Keri Blakinger @keribla]

Are we still calling it Mother's Day or is it now just Domestic Infant Supplier Day?

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

From now on everyone has to pass their kidney stone naturally even if it might kill them because there were no lasers when God started the universe.

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[ሪሻን @risharkie]

the CDC:

[Lex @lexyiscool]

@vaaaaaannee Yes

[Lex @lexyiscool]

Everytime I go to see my Spotify wrapped it says “error.” The FOMO is real 😢

[Babyface @babyfacebriana]

It’s so crazy to me how SO MANY grown people lack BASIC manners like a simple “hello” or “please” or “thank you” that’s so ugly to me. One of my biggest pet peeves

[dr shark @bashark_attack]

What’s a 95 year old on aspirin and eliquis’s favorite season?

[Lex @lexyiscool]

PSA you can’t receive it when you’re infected… If anyone didn’t know that already.

[Lex @lexyiscool]

Had a pregnant person tell us that she won’t get the vaccine until she has a reason to… first of all, what. Second of all is that when you’re intubated and we have to do an emergency c section or what.

[Lex @lexyiscool]

It’s one thing to say you have the choice to say yes or no… but saying there isn’t a reason to yet? Like cmon 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lex @lexyiscool]

@lavabugg Where can I find this genius creation

[Lex @lexyiscool]

@JewlsFakhoury1 Stop

[Lex @lexyiscool]

@krod1218 Take one for the team @vaaaaaannee

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

if i go ever missing and some teenage girl on tik tok talks through the facts of my disappearance while doing a makeup routine i swear to god…