Lexy Jacobs

Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom before you can see how high you can fly.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

*sister happy about wearing new comfy slinky pants*
Dad: you’d be just as happy with these jeans. They’re like maternity jeans!

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Once upon a time I didn't update my profile for two or more years. The end. #changeisgood

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Tree-kangaroos are basically teddy bear kangaroos. I think I found a new favorite animal.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Life is like the gentle breeze of a hurricane.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

A pest control salesman came to my door ten minutes after we had our house sprayed. I told him and said "Oh, ok" and left. It was funny 😆

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

I woke up way late, after all of my alarms had gone off, and rushed to school by 8. No one was there. It wasn't 8... It was actually 7. Oops

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

I know you love lacross, but can you not pack the street with cars? On a corner? In front of a fire hydrant? Really?

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

You know you have senioritis when you sleep through four alarms in one day, multiple days in a row. #ninemoredays #graduate2016 #senioritis

[PG LDS Seminary @pgdisciples]

Please don't forget this.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

@shaesdc @pghsassassins team 11 was close! ... Just a little too late.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

It's funny how people offer to help you when you've got things under control, but suddenly can't help when you genuinely need it.

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

@pghsassassins so if we've already killed the entire team with one person, we still have to kill the other two?

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Yes, team 11 did indeed assassinate Maddie. Team 52, you had a good run. @pghsassassins

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

@pghsassassins Seriously? We need to assassinate someone ELSE? Ugh. Fine. 😒

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Team 11 assassinated Caleb of team 28... Again! @pghsassassins

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Team 11 assassinated Caleb from team 28! Yay! @pghsassassins

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Team 11 has now also assassinated Brooklyn from team 35! *pew pew* @pghsassassins

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

Team 11 just assassinated Janna from team 35! Woot woot! @pghsassassins

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

When I'm in an anti-social mode and watch teen chick flicks. https://t.co/pTJS5QXQ7x

[Lexy Jacobs @lexykjacobs]

@olivialilly12 I said I'd find it and like it, and looky there! Ta-da! (I even rt it)