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[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

*michael kidnaps the pizza boy*
jim: you need to let him go
michael: let go of little jerk boy, before he's learned his lesson ?

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@tgardner220 are you buying me this puppy

[Julyssa🕷 @julyssa_w]

Rt or bad luck

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted.

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@UghLoveless @wiggins_lisette @madisonkelley7

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Myth: Three Americans die from rabies every year.

Fact: Four Americans die from rabies every year.

[make fletch happen @makefletchhapen]

Santa actually prefers vegan cookies and almond milk bc a plant based diet has a smaller carbon footprint and climate change will directly affect his home at the North Pole hate to break it to you

[Alexa Cappel @alexa_cappel]

*down on one knee*
“I’m so sorry you’re wearing a llama sweater for this”

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@elyssaellson lexy

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@elyssaellson @madisonkelley7 @JahQuibzPhD omg let’s try thisssssss

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I have egg in my crocs.

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

“how do you get to know someone through text i’m not a freaking computer”

[im ANGY @chave1y]

Anxiety really fucking sucks and it sucks that my days are ruined so easily, it sucks that I don’t know why I get anxious, it sucks that I cant do normal fucking things and enjoy them

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@DanteGaribay @brettthurston3 oooo you look like models

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

kinda rude when i spend money and it actually leaves my bank account but ok

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@madisonkelley7 shave it

[l e x 🦋 @lexylcollins]

@halvorson_erik hahahahaha

[rico @somethinglovely]

me: you gotta learn to love yourself

friend: ????????????????????????????????????????? don't you fucking hate yourself

me: yea but this is about you stay focused

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I was never in this for the money. But, it turns out the money was an absolute necessity for me.