Alexa

artist, momma, cat lady

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

Apparently it’s offensive to old people now to say “no problem” instead of “you’re welcome” ???? I’m just gonna say “fuck off” next time Sharon mmkay #millennialproblems

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

If we could just not put Snapchat filters on babies that would be 👍🏼

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

I just rediscovered that I have a twitter and goddamn I forgot how funny twitter is.

[relatable @byreIatable]

why'd you drop outta college?

me: I couldn't find parking

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

😂

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

@n_sullivan8 I'm dead lol

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

@ReggieOlson absolutely killin it

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

Damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this up

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

She'll lie and steal and cheat, and beg you from her knees, make you think she means it this time

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

If she got the peach emoji next to her name on instagram, she probably a ho

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

@khebert4 lmao this is too much

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

Accidentally touched a spider on my door handle and honestly felt my soul leave my body for a second

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

What's bad for your heart is good for your art

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Things I trust more than Hillary and Trump

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

It's not even October and I've had at least 10 pumpkin spice lattes. #basic

[Alexa @lexyvodacious]

I see campus parking police are still goddamn dickheads