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[Kaitlin Westbrook @kaitwarren]

@NotJosephGarcia isn't this the plot of bee movie

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[thatb$tch @leynavivi95]

@kawaiichael *90's makeover dream sequence*

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What's your brand?
Me:

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@TheConsciousLee Handsome little man!

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@KiaSpeaks Fucking love it

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Me sitting on my couch in my sweatpants eating fudge stripe cookies watching Too Hot To Handle: they're not even that hot tho

[thatb$tch @leynavivi95]

Not Coal (intentional) being like: "I know that I emotionally abused her for weeks, body shamed her, used a real mental illness to insult her, and now that she's holding me accountable MY FEELINGS are hurt." Like 🙄 what a creep. #LoveIsBlind

[thatb$tch @leynavivi95]

Me and hubby: we're high, let's role-play
Me: okay, I'll start. 'Do you have any idea why I pulled you over tonight, sir?
Husband: ...because I'm black?

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The best part of this is, you'll never know who was the real @TwitterSupport

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

Twitter has peaked.

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@prizziIIa Right? Like why isn't it enough just to bring life into the world?

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@prizziIIa Naw, they definitely do. My friend's MIL told her she's "not a real mother" because she had both her kids by C-section and "doesn't know the pain of childbirth."

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you’re always trying to read people’s emotions or wonder if someone is upset with you, you might have an insecure attachment style.

HERE’S WHAT THAT MEANS 🧵:

[thatb$tch @leynavivi95]

@gayandwide Tried. Can't do it. It's way too close to reality that it triggers me. And all my coworkers said the same thing! It made them too upset so they couldn't watch it

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Some teachers wine and prep. I weed and prep.

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@kawaiichael The first photo 😍😍😍😍

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@prizziIIa This is almost my exact story. We are Argentinean, and my dad refused to let us speak Spanish because of bullying he endured. He grew up in Escondido. He said the white kids hated him for not speaking English, and the Mexican kids hated him because of his dialect of Spanish.

[thatb$tch @leynavivi95]

@justpaulplease Beautiful family 🥰

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@kawaiichael Score!!

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This is literally one of the main plot lines in Desperate Housewives...

[fran @galacticidiots]

Memory loss trope except the character who gets amnesia latches onto the ONE PERSON they shouldn’t trust. “I don’t remember you but I get the feeling we used to be close?” while their worst enemy smirks and says, “Oh, absolutely” (with the intention of killing) but THEN