Lez_bihonest

I'm an intellectual lesbian, who needs glasses...

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Its birch season ya'll!! #onehappylesbian

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

I feel like they think they're going to take home some class A pussy, when in reality they're going to take home some class of '64 pussy

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Time to take my birth control...with my wine...in my footy pajamas #babiesnamedhashtag

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

He's being quite the penis face!

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Do you think she's trying to be something other than white trash fucking a cow? #costumewinner

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

He touch my nipples repeatedly...

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Who's that girl?!?

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

She's putting the moves on me. Only question is do I take my panties off, or play hard to get and then pull them to my knees?

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

The only thing I ever get from bathroom attendants is #stds

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

I said, it's just the tip...........of the iceberg

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

I love it! I fit in with my flannel shirt and sweater vest!

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

it's so hard to pick up chicks without my birks

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

#BigThirstyLesbian

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

but she did grab the dollar out of my mouth with her vag/ass...

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

That's my lesbian powers moving the cup and not just because I'm masturbating under the table at winsteads

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Camel toe?! Please! I'll take a good old fashion moose knuckle any day!! #cleftpallet

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

I always thougt I'd be a lipstick lesbian, but then I realized I like lip gloss not lipstick. It reminds me of my mother. #lesbianproblems

[Lez_bihonest @lez_bihonest]

Nothing turns me on more than an intellectual lesbian wearin a nice pair of birks...unless they're olive birks #trousergravy