Leza Kaplan

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. Life's been good to me so far.

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

One of my quarantine binges has been @HISTORY's #Alone. I decided to do a deep dive into the data to find some patterns related to contestant age, gender and survival items to help future contestants of the show. https://t.co/Kunx2w2s0L

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@realDonaldTrump

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

Apparently, @Wayfair is selling my husbands artwork...no he didn’t know and no, he’s not getting any money. He made it for @TheCreativeAct..are they getting a cut? Is this shady?

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@DanHanzus @greggrosenthal @MarcSessler @ChrisWesseling @EricaTamposi Let me know the best way to send it to you guys. Also, sorry @EricaTamposi, the next batch will be gluten-free!

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@DanHanzus, heard about your beer troubles. My husband brewed a few beers for the heroes. Can we get them to you guys? They’re chai-spiced winter warmers named “Shadowy League Figures” and “Cognoscenti” (long pause) @greggrosenthal @MarcSessler @ChrisWesseling @EricaTamposi

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

Tom steyer at the debate:
Everyone else:

[Shit Duolingo Says @shitduosays]

RT for badminton, Like for J. Biebs

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@YahooFantasy where are my George kittle points?? He had the ball!

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

Still haven’t been able to delete the last week of episodes of @BusyTonightTV from my DVR. 🙁 @BusyPhilipps

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@VeggieGrill No? Nothing? :(

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@VeggieGrill I just learned I can't eat barley. Wheat flour and gluten are fine. Do you have a list of what might have barley in it?

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

I have been on this 21x for 55 minutes and we are not through pioneer square. There has to be a different way for these busses to go. This is an insane way to get people to want to take public transit. @kcmetrobus

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

I still haven’t been able to delete the last week of @BusyTonightTV episodes. Miss this show and having @BusyPhilipps on my tv every week. ☹️

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

I hope Kamala Harris makes it to the fall so that @MayaRudolph can come back to @nbcsnl and play her

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@MikeCharlieGolf @LaraG123 @kcmetrobus It took an hour to get from 3rd and Virginia to 1st and S Dearborn. An hour. On a 21x.

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@shitduosays when I end up murdering everyone, I’ll tell police that @duolingo told me to do it.

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@BusyPhilipps Fixer upper 😂😭

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

"what if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?" what if the 16 year old girl you denying abortion grows up and cures cancer? But now she can't afford to go to get an education. Instead she has to take care of a baby?? What about her??? An actual living human???????

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Forcing people to have children while opposing policies that ensure access to healthcare, education, housing & nutrition has nothing to do w/ the sanctity of life & everything to do with stripping individuals of bodily autonomy as part of maintaining an oppressed underclass.

[Leza Kaplan @lezakaplan]

@Chase So glad I closed my @chase account. Feels good to get rid of all of my big-bank savings and checking accounts and bank at organizations that help my community instead of shaming them!