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Val, the iconic security guard from OPRF, once said to me, “you were named ian because when you were born your mom said ‘no no put him back ian’”

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My mom ruined our Easter plans by face planting into our Great Danes head and breaking her nose and now she’s ruining my Thursday by getting a nose job and having a better nose than me

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@kiafbb Yes you should

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Awww my mom is going to her first job interview in 34 years (she retired in Janurary and is now bored as shit)

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I realized today while talking to myself in my head that I have too many thoughts and things to say to not be tweeting daily if not hourly

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My main focus this Thanksgiving is cornbread and its variations

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@kiafbb Me and hor’s fav movie

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@kiafbb OR …maybe think about moving to a small less intense city, maybe Chicago?

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@hennifer_holmes And then we do it all again starting Friday at 3pm

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@UGLYHAG666 @b2bpho I thought it was cheapest option was in the mirror?

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@bolidarity Hahahahah

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@bolidarity

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@UGLYHAG666 The Way Down on HBO needs to be added to this list‼️‼️

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@bolidarity Honey it’s 10am

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@bolidarity Sit down Alicia Keys

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@ryan__go Are you ok?

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Nearly keeled over and died when I saw what I thought was a giant meteor crashing towards earth only to learn it’s actually the @SpaceX Falcon Heavy taking off!! Very cool!!

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I wanna be her

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Can’t believe we’re living in daytona beach which has literally zero good mexican restaurants

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When I’m behind the wheel one thing ima do is honk. You annoy me, honk. I see someone I know, friendly honk. I get excited, honk honk

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Forgot I got called a “biatch” last night by some drunk Florida Karen.. felt good actually

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What’s your desert island cheeses? Mine would be blue cheese & white cheddar