Yode omo Ireh

Soil and Water Engineer, God-made∆∆~

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

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[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

Una no even know wetin una want, if Davido has done that performance without making reference to the kidnapped children, una go talk say he for reject the contract knowing some kids are still in Kidnappers den

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@sowore @officialABAT @OfficialAPCNg I support your view, 100%

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

*The Babysitter*

My neighbor asked me to watch her 5-year-old for two hours. “He’s asleep upstairs,” she said. “Just don’t go in. He hates being woken.”

The house was too quiet. Just the hum of the fridge and rain on the roof in Lagos. 9:43pm. I was scrolling on my phone when I heard it.

_Tap. Tap. Tap._
From upstairs.

I told myself it was the pipes. Then my phone buzzed. Unknown number.
Text: _“he’s not alone up there.”_

I laughed it off. Probably the mom checking in. I typed back: _Who is this?_
Reply: _“look at the baby monitor.”_

We didn’t have a baby monitor. But on the TV stand there was an old tablet, screen dark. I touched it. It lit up. Camera feed: the kid’s room. Empty bed. Neatly tucked covers.

_Tap. Tap._ Louder now. Right above me.

Another text: _“check the closet.”_

My hands were shaking. I took the stairs two at a time. The door was half open. The room smelled like mildew. The bed was empty. The closet door was closed.

I pulled it open.

Inside, sitting cross-legged, was the boy. Awake. Staring at me.
Behind him, pressed flat against the back wall, was a man. Too tall. Skin grey. Eyes closed. His mouth moved with the tapping.

The boy whispered, “You weren’t supposed to come in.”

My phone buzzed one last time: _“run.”_

I did.

[H0rm0natt0ressiPessi➐🇪🇸 @h0rm0natt0ressi]

FELIZ DÉCIMO ANIVERSARIO DEL DÍA MÁS FELIZ DE LA HISTORIA DEL DEPORTE.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨 | Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player in football history to win more trophies than defeats in a single calendar year. 🤯🏆

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@CrayyyyyyyyyyyT @Rhapxodyy Masters? I bagged that exactly a decade ago from the premier University, internet na leveler sha.

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

Ozain on Masoyinbo 😂😂

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

🚨 BREAKING: Ronaldo’s assist vs Aston Villa has been voted as the greatest assist in Football history [Goals]

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has opened proceedings against the Argentinian Football Association over the behaviour of their players and fans. 🚨

[Ogbeni @OgbeniAdugbo]

My son saw this man video and asked…..Why is this man crying to sing?

Who is the man???

I have to get his different videos and they look same.

Is it part of the song to be crying when singing it?

What gene of music is this? Who was the first to sing it? Was he also frying to sing?

[H.E. Ayo Ige ESQ @ayo_ige]

Eleven years on, in loving memory of Oba Okunade Adele Sijuwade.
#babaria#

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING; Vincius Junior will be staying at Real Madrid beyond this summer, Sky Sports News has been told. 🚨

The Spanish club have no intention of selling him and are confident he will agree a new contract.

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@CrayyyyyyyyyyyT @Rhapxodyy See this Aagor from Ago-Iwoye

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[GABE @DelowoABE]

@lezyFIX @Letter_to_Jack My God continue to punish all the past and present evil leaders. I remembered this like yesterday

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@VNnalue97630 @Rhapxodyy Show us where your papa dey live

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@ayomide_aliamin @Rhapxodyy Yes because I'm equally rich

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@farid_huss36301 @VNnalue97630 @Rhapxodyy Truth is bitter, dem feminist won't agree atall

[Farid Hussein @farid_huss36301]

@VNnalue97630 @lezyFIX @Rhapxodyy That's just the reality. He was resourceful when she wasn't there. The music wey he suppose dey cook for studio don end for kitchen and pot of ewedu

[Yode omo Ireh @lezyFIX]

@PriestStri94710 @Rhapxodyy Na your papa be fool