Farbz

Most likely to "have a few concerns." DC via CT. Opinions are my own, obviously.

[Farbz @lfarbz]

the last sound we'll hear as the earth dies is a man saying "hear me out on this hypothetical"

[Farbz @lfarbz]

@joshgondelman It’s time to start lobbying to be her opener.

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Wait, does this mean Fran Drescher is destined for the presidency?

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

As a general rule, I'm trying to live my professional career so that I don't get an emergency phone call from Spielberg, Scorsese, and Paul Thomas Anderson telling me I fucked up. https://t.co/axyDoMDDsx

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

truly incredible how accurate The Other Two is about every single thing

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

[Farbz @lfarbz]

Vitally important journalism https://t.co/vmXrtkgbje

[Jen Chaney @chaneyj]

At the moment, my attitude about HBO Max is the same as my attitude about National Airport — I'm not calling it by this new name because I don't consider it legitimate.

[Farbz @lfarbz]

I am going to need to be unconscious for the entirety of 2024.

[Farbz @lfarbz]

Would it be valid to text my therapist in the middle of this succession episode?

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

I am also launching a show where I act like kind of a mess on Twitter

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

we will do whatever it takes to radicalize you brother. I haven’t given up hope, I’ve seen the work you have done to try and uplift and liberate incarcerated folks.

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Paddington they’re wearing bearskins

[Variety @Variety]

"'Succession' without writers is just 'The Apprentice,' and look how THAT worked out," reads a sign from the writers picket line in Hollywood. https://t.co/2mx1TyHf1T

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Mercury retrograde is out for BLOOD, honey. I’m shook *and* enthralled.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

It's her time

[Farbz @lfarbz]

You want girls to be good sports? In this economy?!

[Farbz @lfarbz]

Surprising no one, I support the one sports girl trolling the other girl. The psychological game is as important as the sports ball and I LOVE a good heckle.

[Farbz @lfarbz]

not me crying at the national park service on a Monday AM.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.