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Get Isak on at half-time he’ll make a difference

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Love how that Mourinho documentary didn’t include the semi-final in 2005. It’s like making a film about Michael Jackson without the kiddy fiddling 🫣

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Thanks for the league but you can fuck off now mate.

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@Livin_Liverpool Osimhen getting home last night.

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@LFC Gonna be a laugh this. Watch that Kinsky rise from the dead and turn into prime Manuel Neuer.

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@JoshLFC1909 I’m as confident as a Chihuahua in your local Chinese. Fucking no hope.

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Wouldn’t laugh at that Spurs keeper. Just remember he has a wife, family and children that are all at home laughing at him too.

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@Livin_Liverpool Yeah I’ve had a few dreams where I’m sucking beer out of Megan Fox’s tits.

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Christ don’t know whether I’m blinded more by Barcelona’s kit or Slots skull.

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@Livin_Liverpool Flaccid.

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Tough loss, we take it and move. Already over it, just finishing the night throwing a few darts on my new Arne Slot themed dartboard.

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Such a shame we’re playing in this sexy kit this season. Like giving Stephen Hawkings a fresh pair of Nike T90s.

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Don’t know whether I’m watching Nella Rose or Konate at this point.

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Referee raising his hand more times then Hitler in the early 40’s.

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Slot would be more use on a spoon in sports day then on the fucking touchline.

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Any guesses until Ngumoha’s released from Slotschwitz? My guess is 90+4’.

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Footballs laughable at this point, rather flick over and watch reruns of dickinsons real deal then sit and endure another 5 minutes of the modern game.

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Rio Ngumoha must of fucked Slots wife. Quality week in week out and no sign of the kid until it’s way too late.

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Konate playing like a bird in heels 10 jagerbombs down trying to walk home from a night out.

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Osimhen making our defenders sweat like Gerry McCann during a 2007 interview.