ganso

[Dan Holdsworth @pizzaboy]

Saw this on threads and now I’m sold

[NASA Mars @NASAMars]

After a year of scientific scrutiny, a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. https://t.co/0BAO1dhMG8

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Never forget that just 3 years ago people were justifying paying $20,000 for a jpeg of an ape

[Paul Smith @PaulSmithJnr]

Hysterical this you know. Arteta hasn’t won a carrot in 5 years, spent absolute fortunes and doesn’t have to prove anything, but Slot, wins the prem in his first season and now must do it again to justify his signings. Arsenal mate.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

The most Lionel Messi picture ever.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

When the Govt is punishing people for having second homes, and raising our taxes after promising not to, having a Deputy PM who dodges £40k in tax on her THIRD home after demanding Tories resign over tax scandals, is spectacular hypocrisy. Angela Rayner’s position is untenable.

[Justin @juza_23]

I’m scared of the day he no longer plays for us.

Because I’m going to unfairly compare every centre back we have to him and I fear none of them will even come close.

Alisson will be similar.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

[mikey @mikey_747]

2 days hangovers becoming a regular occurrence

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A brilliant free-kick from Szobo…

[EBL @EBL2017]

Van Dijk.

GOAT defender.

Never ceases to amaze me with and without the ball.

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

£40,000,001

[ً @CalvesLikeShaq]

Swear if rat posts anything about coming back ‘home’

[ganso @LFCfanbasetalk]

One of the most iconic rants of all time. Fuck united. Rotten club. Happy Thursday. I love this game.

[Professor Hamza Ballon Dor @mancityhardcore]

Grimsby Town 😂😂😂😂

Mourinho called it and they called him TOXIC

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😭 "NO, STOP... I'm going to cry!"

😢 "I can't do this anymore, Jase. I knew you'd be laughing at us."

Cundy had to bring the violin out for this emotional #MUFC fan 🤣 🎻

[Dan @leathergregory]

This cunt is going to be the first person ever to die of having too much hair.

[ganso @LFCfanbasetalk]

@TomiT98 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Carl @Carl_M79]

And spare me the 'Newcastle players and Eddie Howe deserve such credit for carrying on and performing at this level when this Isak situation is ongoing.'

Liverpool literally lost a teammate this summer. So you can pack the fucking violins away right now for poor little NUFC.

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

One of the best things about the goal yesterday is that every outfield player in the team took a touch in the build-up apart from one player: Szoboszlai.

And his contribution was the (second) most important of all. Such a beautiful goal.