Simon Swift

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

This is giving @_DHOTYA vibes

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@tmills15 Would love a pair for the new season if any are available but please choose any youngsters before me 👍🏻

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@TheDabbers Not seen the footage and you maybe correct but if you’re using where the free kick is being taken from as evidence that’s it’s not a DOGSO offence then you clearly don’t know or understand the laws of the game.

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@TheAnfieldWrap And Salah

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@hebe_jane @ICT_MrP Thank you ❤️

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@hebe_jane @ICT_MrP Classic race to the bottom attitude. I’ve been a teacher 12 years and I have a 12 week old so have never ‘benefitted’ myself (yet). I can’t imagine putting on Xmas performances every year and seeing the benefits and not wanting your colleagues to share it with their own children.

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@englandcricket It’s only taken us to lose 36 wickets and be on the brink to realise that 150 years of traditions of the game is right and ‘it’s just how we play’ isn’t. If Brook could avoid being stumped trying to ramp a ball when on 15 off 10 balls on day 1 of the next test that would be great

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday.

All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.

Forever in our hearts, forever our number 20 ❤️

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@indykaila @LewisSteele_ Looked like they had a day off yesterday

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

The teacher’s face is everyone who works in a primary aged classroom right now.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer does the 6-7 trend with primary school children

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@footballtweet Arsenal miles better than everyone else this season.

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The top 0.1% earn more than the bottom 50%

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: The top 0.1% of earners are paying more income tax than the entire bottom 50%, shocking data reveals

[@thetimes]

[Simon Swift @lfcsimonswift]

@RicFinlay I agree. The fact that the umpire took so long to make the decision implies to me the side on camera isn’t working. The fact we haven’t seen a replay from that angle would also suggest that

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@CountyChamp How has Zaib been omitted?!

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@TheLocalBadger 👋🏻

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The bear who travelled to England as a stowaway on a boat. You couldn’t write it.

[King Arthur @Antipolluters]

By Jason Goldrick watercolours.

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Onana has poppadom hands

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Good equaliser for pride to make it 3-3

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Liverpool fans think they’re in our heads after nicking that late on…they don’t quite realise how we’re feeling right now.

It’s not anger. It’s not even upset.

It’s pride.

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@ChrisMoyles @RadioX I believe the name comes from a mispronunciation of a cinema they used to hang out which was called Tudor cinema

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@Groutsdale @NoContextCounty Smith and Bethell should never wear an England shirt again? Give your head a wobble.