Laura Ferguson

I'm 32 & currently going for my Bachelor’s. Have 3 brothers. I’m a 2nd degree black belt in a Korean martial art (16 years!) Work in dining service at EastView.

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

🙂😍❤️ 🔥🎶 @JLo #SaveMeTonight

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@JLo @davidguetta YAY!! 😊 So ecstatic!! 🤩 Both presaved on my Spotify as well as pre added on my Apple Music!! Love this sneak peek of it!! 😍❤️ 🔥🎶

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

You KNOW things are ‘bout to get spicy when a friend texts, “Can anyone see your phone?”

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate!? Not odd numbers, apparently.

[American Idol @AmericanIdol]

RETWEET if you’re ready to welcome our new judge @carrieunderwood! #AmericanIdol

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's hard to be taken seriously storming off in flip-flops.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

If you want to throw someone a REAL surprise party, only invite people they don't know.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

If our underwear drawer was a sports team, most of us would have two star players, three solid back ups, and a couple we should've cut a while ago.

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@taylorswift13 Happy Birthday!! 🙂🎂🎶 #HappyBirthdayTaylorSwift

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Backhoes and dump trucks must think, "Can you not call us that?"

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

I voted early!! 🙂🗳️ #VoteEarly #Vote

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

You don't need an excuse. Sometimes it's refreshing to just say, "I can't be there because I don't want to be."

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

When waiting for a flight, there's always one guy at the gate that makes you think, "As long as I'm not sitting next to him, I'll be fine."

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@yoabbaabba Love it!! 🙂❤️🎶

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Everyone thinks they're so cool and confident until it comes times to parallel park in front of a line of strangers waiting for a brunch table.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Sometimes I look at people's feet in sandals and think, "Do you kick bowling balls for a living?"

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@JLo Happy Birthday!! 🙂🎂

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

When you unfollow someone on Instagram, it should send them a note that says "You did this to yourself. Be less annoying."

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@yoabbaabba A well deserved nomination recognition!! 🙂👏🙌

[Laura Ferguson @lferguson2468]

@yoabbaabba Love that you’re not going to stop speaking out about it!!! ❤️ So vital!! You have my unwavering support on speaking out about this!! ! 🙌💯