Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov

Proving Jews aren't all smart since 1998

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

As a small child, my dad got super attached to the bathtub carp and he’s still a bit traumatized

[robi @joeltistic]

rare childhood christmas memory: not being able to take a bath because theres a carp in the bathtub

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Idk about you guys but my frontal lobe developed at 15 and then undeveloped somehow

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

I went to some pretty terrible public schools (lowest math exam scores in the province gang!) and got into university because I had sky high grades. I'd be tapping out at grade 12 if I had to engage in a civility contest/debate to go to university

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

It just struck me that this is essentially college admissions by Jubilee video

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

I’m not paying for something that has fewer amenities than jail or the city shelter

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Cities should be allowed to build housing for adults like this.

We do it for hostels, and it can serve as "housing of last resort." Very cheap rent, by the bed. There'd have to be strictly enforced rules if paired with strangers, but it's not impossible.

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

My work's out here channelling RFK Jr. when they instructed us to "monitor the situation" and "try to preserve your food" after finding out the break room fridge has been sitting at 8C for "an unknown amount of time"

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Out of pure curiosity, what do you think traditional Mizrahi food is? My family brought their za’atar recipe with them to Israel, not the other way around

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

I’ve always wondered what pride flags looked like if they were designed by a conference centre or water bottle company and now I know

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Why does she look like my cat?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga stuns in new photo.

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Whatsapp needs to put a limit how long voice notes can be because some people are out here sending unsolicited podcasts

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

If this is what gets white people to eat better hummus, I’m all for it

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Students for Justice in Palestine negotiated an end to their encampment at UC Riverside and their biggest get appears to be a process they hope will lead to Sabra Hummus being banned from the dining halls. https://t.co/HAKJ4iukZH via @TPM

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Wait so no one checked the 7 day forecast before setting up? This is logistics 101, people

[Aditi @aditilrao]

On the third day of Princeton’s Hunger Strike for Gaza, as the temperatures fall and rain continues, @Princeton admin refuses still to allow our strikers to have tents, leaving them huddled under umbrellas, vulnerable and unsafe. Shameful and cruel.

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

I’m turning 26 in a few months and my parents are stopped pressuring me to get married so I think they’ve finally realized being gay is a lifelong thing

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

If I said something that privileged and disrespectful my refugee relatives would get on a plane to Canada to make sure I’d never do that again

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall:

"It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

“Nothing bad can happen if I make maror outside”, I said, unaware that in 10 minutes the wind would change direction and blow horseradish gasses directly into my unprotected face

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Congrats to Yukon which had a 2020 homicide rate of either 0 people per 100,000 people or 10-14 people per 100,000 people

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Homicide rate by US State and Canadian Province in 2020 (rate per 100,000 people)

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

When I was too little to go out by myself, I only got to play outside if a parent could take me to the park and most of the time they weren’t available. I spent most of my early childhood playing indoors

[oskar @OzzyAussieOtty]

Where does the belief that a backyard is essential for children come from?

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

@JewishConnectiv Apparently beating each other with leeks and putting on a play during the seder aren’t universal traditions

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Also please tell me, a Mizrahi FSU Jew whose community is centred in Israel, how it fails to keep Jews safe? I’m open to being wrong about my lived experience and familial history 2/2

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

But seriously what model are you thinking? A plurinational state? Subnational sovereignty like Indigenous people in Canada? A Kurdistan situation? Hong Kong? Vibes? 1/2

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Since ppl are committed to reading this tweet in bad faith-Im not saying every Jew outside Israel is safer or that I dont care abt the safety of Jews outside US. My point is that Israel isnt keeping Jews safe & Jewish safety in the Levant can come in different forms

[Laffa Falafelovich Hummusov @lfhummusov]

Absolutely incredible how my dad’s been living in Canada for almost 45 years, speaks English fluidly with a strong Canadian accent, yet somehow manages to screw up even the simplest of English names