L. Flores

Mom, Wife, Teacher.

[L. Flores @lflores91819]

Walked in to my husband and 2.5 year old son using my old breast pump parts as megaphones and earhorns. Is this just my house or...?

[L. Flores @lflores91819]

My #toddler was looking through the laundry and found one of my bras today. He immediately held it up and said, "Hey mom, what happened to your old boobs?". Good question, buddy, good question.

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All prof. chefs should spend 1 week cooking for a #toddler. A truly brutal experience. I made fluffy eggs, perfectly crispy sausage, golden buttery toast, and fresh blueberries for breakfast. That didn't satisfy his palette and now he's eating pickles & garlic stuffed olives.😭

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Sometimes I love living in #LasVegas so much. Yeah, that's a pinata in the driveway being expertly held by two professionals. I've got the best neighbors. 😂

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Shout out to all the parents out there who can finish a movie at home in under a week. It's been 6 days and I'm only 20 minutes into the Joker. I apologize to all the friends I've judged for this pre-baby. #Parenthood #newmom

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My 9 month old is going through a "details" phase. This means that he has viciously attacked every freckle I have with his tiny nails...aka...raptor claws... intent on pulling my skin off. No need to see the dermatologist this year, there's almost nothing left. #parenting

[L. Flores @lflores91819]

Is it just me or does the new #Raiders stadium look like a giant Roomba about to attack and suck up all of Las Vegas? It's just so ominous.

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After staying home with my husband, 9 month old, and two dogs for the past 60 days, I've decided our time together can be summed up with the phrase... "But I just cleaned that! ". 😭#Quarantine

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After watching Ancient Aliens during #QuarantineLife, I'm convinced that all the "experts" comb their hair with an inflated balloon.

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January 2020: This is my year to get ripped!

April 2020: The #pandemic hits and Costco sized snack packs, cheez-it's, bugles, nutter butters, & raspberry cookies are now "kept on the treadmill".

I guess this is my #QuarantineLife .

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We got out the old chore chart today. If I have to work at home for 30 days, so does everybody else. #ParentingInAPandemic

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While in a Zoom meeting...I put a blanket on the floor to cover up any dog hair so the baby could play. Then the baby rolled off the blanket to play under the table on the carpet. The dog took his opportunity and slept on the clean blanket. #ParentingInAPandemic

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@GovSisolak @NevadaAG We called our lender and they said we don't have to pay for the next 90 days, but it will ALL be due at once when the "grace period" is over. It's a forbearance, not a deferment. Is that how it's supposed to be? Or is this a lender problem? 4 months of pymts in 1 isn't helpful!

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I guess you don't realize how stupid people are until you actually see how stupid people are. Stop stockpiling paper products!! 😡#COVIDIDIOTS

[L. Flores @lflores91819]

My house will be completely dark & on lockdown tonight during #Halloween Why? Because I have a fussy one month old, we haven't slept in weeks, I've barely showered, a hot meal is a distant memory, and I NEED that 5lb bag of candy I bought for #trickortreat .