Gus

West Milford Hater

[Gus @lfowl8]

just got left on seen by my doordash driver. definition of bitchless

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“If you are going to smoke, please do not smoke any PRESSURE. We repeat: if you are going to smoke, please let it be dogshit. Thank you”

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Make it 5 runs for the Phils in the 5th!

(Don't sue us)

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

@Rjwaters2 Sun Tzu over here

[Gus @lfowl8]

@MarselisScott @AorticDave @TalkinBaseball_ @ToddZolecki Well obviously I’m behind hyperbolic but to say he’s a better defender at short than Stott is objectively wrong

[Gus @lfowl8]

@MarselisScott @AorticDave @TalkinBaseball_ @ToddZolecki Trae is the worst defensive shortstop I’ve ever seen

[Gus @lfowl8]

@Jake22154007 @00Kaleb5ive @unscannyx Ant can’t hold Embiid’s jock strap

[Damian Nick 🥔 @PotatoCam69]

Low-key, fuck the Tigers for allowing this to happen. I hope they continue to stay poverty for the next 150+ years.

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV

[Chris Illuminati @chrisilluminati]

In preparation for potential Phillies trades, I’ve done research on every Caucasian outfielder hitting below .220 across the league

[🅼🅸🆉 🇵🇷 @R3ADYMAR]

“Brunson on VJ”
“Hart on Brown”

[j nova @jnova_mp3]

jus seen bron nodded out in kensington 💔

[Prez💊’ @PresidentEmbiid]

This was our starting lineup 15 months ago 😭😭😭

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Trust the

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY.

By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Ordering two beers at the bar instead of one

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.