Alfred

Bio? Nah, i take physics

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@lunarlxy the sun will come out everyday

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@ET_MJ @kamarulezaman Good stuff. Thanks!

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

This reminds me of Liar g(a)me. Every retail trader can win if they hold (choose red). (but no shame in selling gme tbh)

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@EugeneSoya All the while.

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@EugeneSoya Hi I'm everywhere.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If chefs ever prepared food on the Moon, their dishes would surely be interesting, but their restaurants would have no atmosphere.

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@Castro1021 Spurs to win 2-0 :)

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

The perfect reply.

[Jen loves Bernie 🌹 @jenben1969]

@kayleecrain__ After all the aftermath and destruction of this McDonalds fire, Ronald McDonald remains untouched. Please explain to me how you don’t believe in Ronald after seeing this.

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@CoolerMaster Black and white/grey!

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

"Are things going well for you?"
Me:

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Haircut: $30

Condom: under $1

Stapling the condom so you can cut their kids' hair too: PRICELESS

[i am married go away @donte5O2]

please read these comments 😭😭😭

[keyana land @keyanaland]

i just get why “you” on netflix is called “you”. bc my friend asked what i’m doing and i said “im watching you” and it honestly sounds just as creepy as the whole season is..... 👀

[cody @Codeman3fan]

If you get into a serious relationship, and not hangout with me as much, and think I’m going to just be there for you when you need someone to talk to or treat you like we’re still best friends...then you’re absolutely right because I’m not a child and I realize we’re adults now

[ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryManTV]

My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.

Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?

The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks

Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps

*we all go to garage & look in car*

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

These few days gonna be hell

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

@WeenyWiener @tennisdough LOL same

[Alfred @lfredoOo]

The wisdom of the fool won't set you free